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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Felle - 02-27-2009

No matter how tired you might be of Cibby quotes by now, I just have to...

Quote:[21:13:45] <MyKe> have you ever ejaculated into a frying pan
[21:13:47] <Cibby> yes



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - 8Ball - 02-27-2009

Quote:this thread aint funny
haha i crack myself up sometimes^


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Mark - 02-28-2009

<Woet> MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY YOUR CARS NORBY89, RATHER THEN STEAL THEM (BRB, GETTING KICKED)
* Woet was kicked by Impact (Turn caps lock OFF!)
* Woet (Woet@get.affordable.and.quality.gameservers.at.serverffs.com) has joined #gta4
<Woet> BACK


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Lithirm - 03-01-2009

Quote:[16:23] <killerdark> any1 talk swedsih here?
[16:23] <%ScarTissue> knackebrod
[16:23] <Lithirm> i'm swedish
[16:23] <%ScarTissue> ikea
[16:23] <killerdark> same
[16:23] <Lithirm> lol Scar :+
[16:23] <Lithirm> kewl :+
[16:23] <killerdark> litirm
[16:24] <Lithirm> yes?
[16:24] <%ScarTissue> That's my knowledge about sweden
right there
[16:24] <Lithirm> GF Scar :)b
[16:24] <%ScarTissue> Oh and the swedish girl bikini team
[16:24] <killerdark> privat char
[16:24] <killerdark> chat
[16:24] <Lithirm> there :P



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - TEF - 03-02-2009

(02-27-2009, 09:15 PM)Felle link Wrote: No matter how tired you might be of Cibby quotes by now, I just have to...

Quote:[08:38:23] <~Cibby> I accidentally it.



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Mark - 03-02-2009

<@berkley> yeah correct Cibby
<~Cibby> YOU SAW NNOTHINg
<@berkley> i did see you Cibby
<~Cibby> YES YOU FUCKING DID


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - TEF - 03-06-2009

Quote:[02:35:40] * Jc18 (i_love_ic@because.it.owns) has joined #TEF
[02:35:40] <~Satan> [Jc18] Hi everyone!
[02:35:40] * Satan sets mode: +o Jc18
[02:38:45] * &Cibby runs
[02:38:51] <@Jc18> :(
[02:38:59] <%Falling_Rain> Lol



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - LobbyZ - 03-06-2009

Quote:* &FiXeR (FiXeR@gtanet-D42B984E.dsl.alice.nl) Quit (Quit: aaaand another reboot...)
<+Cibby> I MUST TAKE HIS PLACE

Cibbys evil plan!!


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Corleone - 03-07-2009

Quote:<+Dealer> Players
<+Dealer> BB: $10150 Corleone
<+Michael> lol
-Dealer- #LVP.Radio > Your cards are: Qh Qd
<+Dealer> DB: $9850 Failure
<+Michael> rigged
<+Dealer> Failure posts the small blind of $25.
<+Dealer> Corleone posts the big blind of $50.
<~Failure> We need to play an actual game
<+Michael> :+
<%Corleone> i agree
<~Failure> bet 10
<%Corleone> bet 100
<~Failure> No betting before the flop?
<~Failure> Go fuck yourself.
<@Cave> I'd mow you all down in poker
<~Failure> bet 1000
<~Failure> Douche
<~Failure> call
<%Corleone> do call
<+Dealer> Failure calls +$25.
-Dealer- #LVP.Radio > It's your turn.
* +FalBot is back (gone 2mins 17secs)
<%Corleone> call
-Dealer- #LVP.Radio > There is nothing to call.
<%Corleone> check
<+Dealer> Corleone checks.
<+Dealer> The pot contains: $100. Players in the pot: Corleone Failure.
<+Dealer> The board is: 9d 7c 5h
-Dealer- #LVP.Radio > It's your turn.
<%Corleone> allin
<~Failure> bet 67
<+Dealer> Corleone bets $10100.
<+Dealer> Corleone is all in.
<~Failure> NO
<~Failure> LAME
<~Failure> call
<+Dealer> Failure calls +$9800.
<~Failure> ..
<+Dealer> Failure is all in.
<+Dealer> Corleone shows: Qh Qd.
<~Failure> k
<%Corleone> rofl
<+Dealer> Failure shows: Ad Ac.
<+Dealer> Here we go...
<~Failure> HA
<~Failure> FUCK YOU
<%Corleone> FUCK!
<~Failure> OWNED
<%Corleone> no wai!
<~Failure> :D
<+Dealer> The board is: 9d 7c 5h Qc
<@Cave> lmfap
<~Failure> NO
<@Cave> lmfao
<~Failure> FUCK
<~Failure> SHIT
<~Failure> DAMN
<@Cave> AHAAHAHHA.
<%Corleone> ROFL!
<+Dealer> The board is: 9d 7c 5h Qc 8h
<+Dealer> Corleone has Qh Qd for a: Three Of A Kind, Queens + 98 kickers.
<+Dealer> Failure has Ad Ac for a: Pair of Aces + Q98 kickers.
<+Dealer> Corleone wins the pot of $19700.
<~Failure> GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<+Dealer> Corleone wins the side pot 1 of $300.
<+Dealer> Failure has gone busted! Bye bye.
<+Dealer> Corleone has won the game!
<~Failure> !k Corleone Hacking
* You were kicked by LVP (Hacking)



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 03-08-2009

[01:53:48] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:53:52] <13&Dennis> ^
[01:53:58] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:01] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:54:03] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:05] <13&Dennis> ^
[01:54:05] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:54:06] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:07] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:54:08] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:09] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:54:09] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:10] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:54:10] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:11] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:54:11] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:12] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:54:12] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:13] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:54:13] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:14] <10+Woet> Twilight smells
[01:54:14] <03+Twilight> Woet stinks
[01:54:15] <10+Woet> ^
[01:54:17] <10+Woet> .
[01:54:18] <10+Woet> fuck