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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Jay - 10-17-2008
Tell me
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - TEF - 10-17-2008
It doesn't make any sense, Jay... Maybe because you thought that there was an SA:MP Public BETA? I have no clue...
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Myke - 10-17-2008
Same.
Anyhoot, thought I'd cram this in here since the forum was down when i had it and forgot all about it.
Quote:[21:25:08] <Fry> hi dabot
[21:25:09] <DaBot> Howdy honey dearest
[21:25:13] <Fry>D
[21:26:58] <Myke> he dabot
[21:27:01] <Myke> hi dabot
[21:27:01] <DaBot> Howdy honey dearest
[21:27:08] <Myke> What is this!?
[21:27:13] <Myke> Pick one of us!!
[21:27:19] <Myke> You heifer!!one
[21:28:18] <Fry>
[21:28:21] <Fry> You have Cibby
[21:28:47] <Myke> oh yeah
[21:28:56] * Myke looks at Cibby
[21:29:09] <Myke> I still love you, i guess.
[21:29:15] * Myke looks away
[21:29:18] <Fry> =)
[21:30:14] <Fry> Wait. Myke.
[21:30:16] <Fry> What about Anna?
[21:31:11] <Myke> Anna's my one night stand
[21:31:44] <Cibby> ....right
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 10-17-2008
[02:09:06] <03@TEF> Please excuse me
[02:09:28] <03@TEF> FUCK VISTA! WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU POSSIBLY USE THE MINIMIZE CORRECTLY? WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU GAME RIGHT? DAMN IT, WORK FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
[02:09:29] * TEF was kicked by LVP (Turn caps lock OFF!)
[02:09:29] * Joins: TEF (self@total.epic.failure)
[02:09:29] * LVP sets mode: +o TEF
[02:09:47] <03@Twilight>
![02:09:49] <03@TEF> Ah, much better *exhales deeply*
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - TEF - 10-17-2008
Well, Xen0n offered money to whoever PM'ed him and, well, this one guy was truly hilarious. This is also Xen0n just being himself, as he does this almost everyday, but this particular interaction was priceless.
Quote:[09:27:02] <@Nowoni> [3] Xen0n: Who wants $2 million? PM me
[09:27:21] *&Nuweni:%#LVP.echo* PM from [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11) to Xen0n (3): I DO
[09:27:34] *&Nuwini:%#LVP.echo* PM from [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11) to Xen0n (3): THANKS
[09:27:38] *@Nuwuni:%#LVP.echo* PM from Xen0n (3) to [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11): NO PROBLEM
[09:27:47] *@Nowani:%#LVP.echo* PM from [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11) to Xen0n (3): UR RICH
[09:27:53] *@Nowoni:%#LVP.echo* PM from Xen0n (3) to [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11): AND MY PENIS IS BIG TOO
[09:28:04] *&Nuwani:%#LVP.echo* PM from [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11) to Xen0n (3): ??????????????????
[09:28:12] *&Nuweni:%#LVP.echo* PM from Xen0n (3) to [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11): MY COCK IS HUGE WANT TO SEE PICS?
[09:28:20] *&Nuweni:%#LVP.echo* PM from [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11) to Xen0n (3): HELL NO
[09:28:25] *@Noweni:%#LVP.echo* PM from Xen0n (3) to [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11): OH OK
[09:28:37] *@Nowuni:%#LVP.echo* PM from [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11) to Xen0n (3): ARE U GAY OR WHAT?
[09:28:47] *@Nuwoni:%#LVP.echo* PM from Xen0n (3) to [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11): DUDE NO WAY GROSS
[09:29:02] *@Nowani:%#LVP.echo* PM from [OCB]MAFIA_002 (11) to Xen0n (3): THEN WHY DO U SAY THAT TO ME
I thought that was simply hilarious.
Enjoy!
~ Justin (A.K.A. TEF)
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Munch - 10-17-2008
Quote:<EkaN> kick it to the beat of your feet
<Lop_Dog> kick wat
<Myke> Jump to the sound of the underground
<EkaN> nyke knows the shit
<Lop_Dog> so do i
<Lop_Dog> i know it tooo!
<Lop_Dog> its like
<EkaN> bullets flyin , people in samp are dying , the m4 kicks ass , so does bacardi razz ;p
<Lop_Dog> WEAAAAK
<EkaN> aaah sod off ;p
<EkaN> it was awesome rhymes ;p
<Lop_Dog> listen girl, its better they tell u upfront that your nose is just too big for your face then have them call you a liar
<EkaN>
<EkaN> and what makes you think im a girl? xD
<[W]IDmad> your name looks girlish
<Myke> A girl called daniel
<EkaN> daniel is a bloody guy name
<Lop_Dog> my 14th sense allows me to determine the sex of any online character i come across
<Lop_Dog> for example
<Lop_Dog> IDmad is a shemale
<Lop_Dog> u are a female no? ekan
<EkaN> nope
<Lop_Dog> u fucking fag
<EkaN> im a goy
<Lop_Dog> change ur name
<EkaN> ey
<EkaN> its my playing nick
<Lop_Dog> u like to pretend u are a girl when u play
<EkaN> nope
<EkaN> i prefer the skater
<[W]IDmad> lol.
<Lop_Dog> wtf did i get myself into
* Lop_Dog has left #LVP
<EkaN> xD
<EkaN> i dont know
LD Rules doesn't he?
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Matthias - 10-18-2008
Myke, TRaven & Me talking about what I've dreamed last night.
Quote:[18-10-2008 07:20:35] [--] GTA_Rules: TRaven was in my dream last night
[18-10-2008 07:20:42] [--] Myke: O_O
[18-10-2008 07:20:49] [--] GTA_Rules: he wanted me to touch him
[18-10-2008 07:20:49] [13] TRaven: You werent in my dream, unless u were a sexy russian girl i was fucking
[18-10-2008 07:20:55] [--] GTA_Rules: ye that was me!
[18-10-2008 07:20:59] [13] TRaven: omg, hot! pics!
[18-10-2008 07:21:03] [--] GTA_Rules: I kept telling you o TRaven!!!
[18-10-2008 07:21:12] [--] GTA_Rules: and you O sexy hot russion girl!
[18-10-2008 07:21:19] [--] GTA_Rules: ye we had fun
[18-10-2008 07:21:34] [13] TRaven: Dude, in my dream i was banging a russian girl in like Moscow or something . . . AT A FUCKING WALMART!
[18-10-2008 07:21:46] [--] Myke: Russian walmart
[18-10-2008 07:21:51] [--] Myke: likewtf
[18-10-2008 07:21:54] [--] GTA_Rules: OMG Traven you todl me you didnt know what a Dildo is
[18-10-2008 07:21:59] [--] GTA_Rules: then I said I'll show you how to use it
[18-10-2008 07:22:02] [--] GTA_Rules: and u ate it!
[18-10-2008 07:22:09] [13] TRaven: that wasnt candy!?
[18-10-2008 07:22:15] [--] GTA_Rules: Nah
[18-10-2008 07:22:09] [--] Myke: TRaven invented dildos
[18-10-2008 07:22:26] [13] TRaven: i invented the finger in the ass while wacking off
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 10-18-2008
[after a lot of rick astley lyrics]
[23:42:31] <~Erin> !k Twilight you know the rules and so do i
[23:42:32] * You were kicked by Impact (you know the rules and so do i (Erin))
[23:42:32] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Erin
[23:42:32] * Rejoined channel #Erin
[23:42:32] * Impact sets mode: +o Twilight
[23:42:47] <@Twilight> I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling :<
[23:42:57] <~Erin> just gotta make you understand
[23:43:28] <Woet> never gonna give you up.
[23:43:36] <@Twilight> never gonna let you down
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - TEF - 10-18-2008
(10-18-2008, 10:47 PM)Twilight link Wrote: [after a lot of rick astley lyrics]
[23:42:31] <~Erin> !k Twilight you know the rules and so do i
[23:42:32] * You were kicked by Impact (you know the rules and so do i (Erin))
[23:42:32] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Erin
[23:42:32] * Rejoined channel #Erin
[23:42:32] * Impact sets mode: +o Twilight
[23:42:47] <@Twilight> I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling :<
[23:42:57] <~Erin> just gotta make you understand
[23:43:28] <Woet> never gonna give you up.
[23:43:36] <@Twilight> never gonna let you down
Like these?
Quote:We're no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I,
A full commitments what I'm thinking of,
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling,
Gotta make you understand..
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long,
Your heart's been aching, but,
You're too shy to say it,
Inside we both know whats been going on,
We know the game and we're gonna play it.
And if you ask me how I'm feeling,
Don't tell me you're too blind to see..
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
(Give you up, Give you up)
Never gonna give, Never gonna give,
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, Never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long,
Your heart's been aching, but,
You're too shy to say it,
Inside we both know whats been going on,
We know the game and we're gonna play it.
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling,
Gotta make you understand..
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
It's a great quote!
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 10-18-2008
[22:14:45] <@Twilight> oh
[22:14:59] <@Twilight> and I met my dad's girlfriend's daughter too
[22:15:13] <%Wesley> hawt?
[22:15:14] <%Wesley> oh
[22:15:19] <%Wesley> nvm
[22:15:47] <@Twilight> she's 6 years younger than me.
[22:15:48] <@Twilight>
[22:16:00] <%Wesley> oh
[22:16:05] <%Wesley> that's not so good
[22:16:10] <@Twilight>
[22:16:11] <@Pugwipe> she can still be hot
[22:16:15] <%Wesley> lmao
[22:16:18] <%Wesley> that's bad Pugwipe
[22:16:18] <@Twilight>
[22:16:20] <%Wesley> really bad
[22:17:04] <@Twilight> I bet TRaven would disagree on that, Wesley
[22:17:11] <%Wesley> ofc he would
[22:17:26] <@Twilight> actually
[22:17:31] <@Twilight> Xen0n too, prbably ;x
[22:17:33] <@Twilight> probably*