Quote:<~[MOB]finch> !ban 0
<&Jamal> [MOB]Juice has left the server. (Kick / Ban)
*&Jamal:%#mob.echo* [MOB]Juice has been banned by IRC Administrator [MOB]finch.
<~[MOB]finch> wrong command
<@[MOB]RasKas> lol

(09-28-2008, 12:18 AM)AzTeC link Wrote:

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<@Xflo> the best technique how to poop a turd without breaking it?
<@Xflo> I can't find any tips for that on google
<@Xflo> help me pls
<&nferno> yeh thats hard
<&nferno> i need help on it too
<&nferno> i need help on how to make the end of my poo streamlined so it doesnt splash when it drops into the toilet bowl
<&nferno> u know how?
<+AzTeC> rofl
<@[MOB]B1ack> i fink i do
<@[MOB]B1ack> think*
<@Xflo> put toilet paper ontop of the water
<@[MOB]B1ack> dont push hard
<@Xflo> it's like a silencer
<@Xflo> but do it fast
<@[MOB]B1ack> let it drop smoothly
<@Xflo> or the toilet paper is floating on the bottom
<&nferno> thanks
<&nferno> ill try both

poop discussion in mob channel

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[18:57] <cheatingftw> can I be unbanned?
[18:58] <Munch> coming in called cheatingFTW, asking to be unbanned after cheating on a server which has the policy
[18:58] <Munch> cheating = lifetime ban
[18:58] <Munch> not the smartest thing in the world
[18:58] <Twilight> what's your ingame name?
[18:58] <Twilight> true, Munch
[18:59] * Blahc does /clear
[18:59] <cheatingftw> I didn't cheat
[19:00] <Twilight> ingame name?
[19:00] <cheatingftw> TEF
[19:01] <Twilight> people called TEF will never be unbanned
[19:01] <Twilight> sorry
[19:01] <cheatingftw> he banned me
[19:01] <Twilight> .
[19:01] <Twilight> what is your name ingame?
[19:01] <Twilight> the nick you used while playing
[19:01] <cheatingftw> fuck you I'm not telling I want to speak to admins
[19:02] <Twilight> oh boy
[19:02] <Twilight> FYI, I am an admin
[19:02] <Munch> if only Forums worked, this would of been in the IRC-Quotes topic
[19:02] <cheatingftw> oh hi
[19:02] <Twilight>
[19:02] <Twilight> save it, Muchie
[19:03] <Munch> save it, Munchie is better
[19:03] <Twilight> oh
[19:03] <Twilight> right
[19:03] <Twilight> Munchie*
[19:03] <cheatingftw> my name I play with is GrapeFaygo
[19:04] <Twilight> you were banned by Peter, actually, for a healthcheat
[19:04] <Twilight> anyways
[19:04] <cheatingftw> I didn't cheat
[19:04] <Twilight> I doubt that, looking at the name you come in here
[19:05] <cheatingftw> no I really didnt
[19:05] <%Maka> [19:02] <Munch> if only Forums worked, this would of been in the IRC-Quotes topic
[19:05] <%Maka> ok
[19:06] <~Nakebod> So you call Peter a liar?
[19:06] <Munch> Maka
[19:06] <Munch> nothing
[19:06] <cheatingftw> no I say it was an error
[19:06] <Munch> nickalerting ftw
[19:06] <Munch> Peter is an error
[19:06] <Munch> ?
[19:06] <Munch> okay i'll shut up
[19:07] <cheatingftw> the ban was an error dipshit mind ur own I'm talking to admins
[19:07] <Munch> ..
[19:08] <Myke> How could it possibly have been an error
[19:09] <cheatingftw> well see I use this name as sarcasm because I never cheated so it must be a error
[19:09] <%Maka> guess you'll have to wait for Peter
[19:09] <cheatingftw> if I cheated I would just deal with it but I don't cheat so I KNOW it was a mistake
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[19:10] <%Maka> you know what you've done, we don't. Except for the one that has banned you then, but he isn't responding, so you'll have to wait.
[19:10] * Munch is now known as Lilweezy
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[19:11] <cheatingftw> Maka please stop I'm talking to the admins not you
[19:11] <~Nakebod> ..
[19:11] <Twilight>
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[19:12] <~Nakebod> Maka screw you, you fake admin
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[19:12] <%Maka> !players Maka
[19:12] <%Nuwani> Maka has been online for 1223 hours and 46 minutes. The player has killed 4589 people so far, and has died 3404 times him/herself, which makes a ratio of 1.35. He/She has scored 486 points in the reaction test so far. Maka is an administrator on Las Venturas Playground, and last was online at 04-10-2008 21:30.
[19:12] <Twilight> pff
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[19:12] <Twilight> Nakebod
[19:12] <%Maka> fuck you nake
[19:12] <Twilight> don't call Maka a faker you faker
[19:12] * Nakebod sets mode: +b *!*@gtanet-DD75226A.try.wideopenwest.com
[19:12] <~Nakebod> !takeadmin Maka
[19:12] <%Nuwani> Player 'Maka' has lost administrator privileges.
[19:12] <~Nakebod> !players Maka
[19:12] <%Nuwani> Maka has been online for 1223 hours and 46 minutes. The player has killed 4589 people so far, and has died 3404 times him/herself, which makes a ratio of 1.35. He/She has scored 486 points in the reaction test so far. Maka is a player on Las Venturas Playground, and last was online at 04-10-2008 21:30.
[19:13] <%Maka> pffff
[19:13] <%Maka> cheater
[19:13] <~Nakebod> you said? FAKE!
[19:13] <cheatingftw> twilight can I be unbanned
[19:13] <~Nakebod> !giveadmin Maka
[19:13] <%Nuwani> Player 'Maka' is now an administrator.
[19:13] <%Maka> wee
[19:13] <%Maka> finally admin
[19:13] <DarKy> naked bod
[19:13] <%Maka> i want to thank my mom
[19:13] <~Nakebod> !getvalue Maka color
[19:13] <%Nuwani> Value of field 'color': 99
[19:13] <%Maka> and my dad for being supportive
[19:13] <%Maka> and Twilight for being my biggest fan
[19:13] <~Nakebod> lolz
[19:13] <%Maka> and always being there for me
[19:13] <DarKy> naked bodddd
[19:13] <Wesley> !giveadmin Wesley
[19:13] <Twilight> Ilove you maka!
[19:13] <%Maka> yay
[19:13] <Twilight> [/fanboy]
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[19:14] <cheatingftw> Nakedbody can I be unban?
[19:14] <DarKy> stopbeingaypls
[19:14] <~Nakebod> no
[19:14] <DarKy> no, jamal
[19:14] <~Nakebod> ask your error
[19:14] <~Nakebod> ehm, Peter
[19:14] <FarePak> huwhat
[19:14] <%Maka> big error
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[19:15] <~Nakebod> Somehow I doubt that Peter doesn't recognize cheats..
[19:15] <cheatingftw> Peter is  a nerd
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[19:16] * Lilweezy is now known as [RT]Lilweezy
[19:16] <~Nakebod> Seems like someone likes to stay banned, if there was a chance on unban
[19:16] <cheatingftw> sorry I take it back
[19:17] <@MrBondt> his name isn't helping though
[19:17] <FarePak> lol
[19:17] * Xanland is now known as Xanland|eating
[19:17] <cheatingftw> no please I make the name to be sarcastic about the situation cuz I'm really not a cheater
[19:18] <cheatingftw> and please shut up I'm talking to the admins
[19:18] <Wesley> cheatingftw \o/
[19:18] <+chevy> whats ur Ingame name?
[19:18] <Twilight> chevy
[19:19] <Myke> might want to scroll up ans save time
[19:19] <Twilight> .crew
[19:19] <~Nakebod> Management wanders off
[19:19] <+chevy> hi Twilight
[19:19] <Twilight>
[19:19] <+chevy> ok
[19:19] * ~Nakebod *
[19:20] * [RT]Lilweezy is now known as Munch
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[19:20] <cheatingftw> hi chevy!!!
[19:21] <+chevy> hi cheatingftw
[19:21] <cheatingftw> chevy remember when you refill my health when we shooted Peter the admin?  he ban me for it pls tell them
[19:21] <+chevy> 1. i can NOT refill a health as a moderator
[19:21] <cheatingftw> they think I health cheat now
[19:22] <+chevy> 2. i never refill anyone for no reason
[19:22] <cheatingftw> you did the one day!!  by the hunters in the desert
[19:22] <cheatingftw> we were attacking peter at the hunters
[19:22] <@MrBondt> yeah right
[19:22] <+chevy> i never attacked Peter actually!
[19:23] <+chevy> and for the record i never abuse something against peter
[19:23] <cheatingftw> oh fuck you do you work for the bush administration you crooked bastard?!
[19:23] * Munch chevy's no Admin
[19:23] <@MrBondt> mind the language
[19:23] <+chevy> bush?
[19:23] <+chevy> :\
[19:23] <cheatingftw> sorry
[19:23] <Twilight> we're all crooked o/
[19:23] <+chevy> what has bush to do with this?
[19:23] <@MrBondt> nothing
[19:23] <Munch> you are Bush
[19:24] <cheatingftw> you're a liar like him
[19:24] <+chevy> im not liying!
[19:24] <+chevy> cheatingftw: i would like to tell you i was NOT temp admin all the month during peter ingame
[19:24] <Munch> having the name cheatingftw, being sarcastic or not, would never help your appeal
[19:24] <+chevy> im gettin temp admin by the late night times!
[19:24] <+chevy> and moderators CAN never refill anyone
[19:24] <Myke> can NEVER*
[19:25] <+chevy> admit it you've cheated!
[19:25] <+chevy> and stop giving bullshit stories
[19:25] <@MrBondt> chevy would've told Peter about the wrong ban, if such a thing would've happened
[19:25] <+chevy> indeed
[19:26] <cheatingftw> well I guess this is going no where just forget it.. but for the record I never cheated health
[19:26] <+chevy> yea yea
[19:27] <cheatingftw> I fly cars on littlewhiteys but not on lvp
[19:27] <@MrBondt> oh so you know how to cheat
[19:27] <@MrBondt> that's not helping either
[19:27] <~Nakebod> But on LVP you use healthcheat, and on LW not.. so?
[19:28] <cheatingftw> everyone knows how to cheat
[19:28] <cheatingftw> no honestly I never health cheated
[19:28] <Munch> cheating? what's that?
[19:28] <Wesley> cheats ftw!
[19:28] <cheatingftw> at this point I would have been honest instead of mking a fool of myself
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[19:29] <FarePak> i can assure you chevy did not refil your health
[19:29] <FarePak> he abuses is powers in other ways
[19:30] <FarePak> not to help, to kill
[19:30] <~Nakebod> I wonder what Xen0n would do in a situation like this
[19:30] <FarePak> Xen0n?
[19:30] <FarePak> why Xen0n lol
[19:30] <+chevy> Farepak cry somewher else kthx
[19:30] <cheatingftw> shut up nakebod lol
[19:30] <~Nakebod> no
[19:30] <FarePak> uhh its k
[19:30] <FarePak> im k*
[19:31] <Munch> FarePak Shut Up please He would like to speak to Admins
[19:31] <Andre9977> lmao
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[19:31] <FarePak> Uhh doesn't mean you can't talk here
[19:31] <Stef> moo
[19:31] <FarePak> and chevy isnt admin as he stated
[19:31] <Stef> this is going nowhere
[19:31] <Munch> i know
[19:31] <cheatingftw> sorry guys I am at work and really bored
[19:31] <Munch> neither's Stef
[19:32] <Munch> but he's told me to shut up already
[19:32] <Munch> and called me a dipshit, i think i got off lightly
[19:32] <Myke> And you're still talking
[19:32] <Myke> Ign'int
[19:32] <FarePak> lmao
[19:32] <Andre9977> HARDER
[19:32] <Andre9977> HARDER
[19:32] <Andre9977> CHEAT MOOAR
[19:32] <Munch> you're bored, so you decided to cheat and make up the worst ban appeal ever?
[19:32] <SolidShark> LINK
[19:33] <SolidShark> plz?
[19:33] <cheatingftw> lol Munch
[19:33] <~Nakebod> www.google.com
[19:33] * cheatingftw is now known as cheatingftl
[19:33] <FarePak> lol ftl
[19:33] <Munch> ooohhh that really increases your chances doesn't it
[19:33] <FarePak> maybe
[19:33] <+chevy> FarePak: how can a mod refill
[19:34] <+chevy> this is funny as hell
[19:34] <FarePak> I didn't say you could refil
[19:34] <FarePak> Where did i say you could refil?
[19:34] <FarePak> PROOF PL0X
[19:34] <Myke> how does the defendant plee?
[19:34] <FarePak> No proof no gayme
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[19:35] <SolidShark> pf
[19:35] <Munch> !players GrapeFaygo
[19:35] <%Nuwani> GrapeFaygo has been online for 2 hours and 59 minutes. The player has killed 40 people so far, and has died 6 times him/herself, which makes a ratio of 6.67. He/She has scored 1 points in the reaction test so far. GrapeFaygo is a player on Las Venturas Playground, and last was online at 02-10-2008 09:10.
[19:35] <SolidShark> lol
[19:35] <SolidShark> RT can refill armor
[19:35] <SolidShark> by getting in the ship
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Quote:[18:50] <+Cibby> look
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Quote:[19:18:22] <cheatingftw> and please shut up I'm talking to the admins
[19:19:02] <~Nakebod> Management wanders off
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(10-08-2008, 09:29 PM)Munch link Wrote: You didn't post it all Would of been a lot better.  The WHOLE appeal was a complete LOL.