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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - James - 08-20-2008
Quote:[18:18:25] <12MaDmike > Ryan
[18:18:27] <12MaDmike > whats wrong with you
[18:19:16] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > Absolutely nothing, im finei have 3 kids and a wondeful wife a stunning job and im a succesful millionare! whats wrong with you?
[18:19:30] <12MaDmike > Im wrong
[18:19:43] <12MaDmike > ima fucking prick
[18:20:00] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > Madmiek can you promise me one thing please
[18:20:04] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > just one thing
[18:20:05] <12MaDmike > i cant
[18:20:06] <12MaDmike > im prick
[18:20:18] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > you may be able to join the clan if you promise me one thing
[18:20:25] <12MaDmike > haha lier
[18:20:28] <12MaDmike > that wont go by me
[18:20:28] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > fine
[18:20:33] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > have it your way
[18:20:35] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > laters
[18:20:41] <12MaDmike > what it would be then
[18:20:58] <12MaDmike > btw i nevre know u haad kids
[18:21:02] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > Will you promise me that you wont slit your wrists tonight before you goto bed?
[18:21:14] <12MaDmike > i will
[18:21:19] <12MaDmike > i'l do that every time
[18:21:20] <12MaDmike > i fail
[18:21:31] <12MaDmike > *i do that every time when i fail
[18:21:46] <12MaDmike > But yeah
[18:21:50] <12MaDmike > you lied
[18:21:58] <12MaDmike > If i wouldnt slit my wrists u wouldnt still let me join
[18:22:37] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > nah not really
[18:22:45] <12MaDmike > ye i knew it
[18:22:48] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > if you didnt slit your wrists youd be alive
[18:22:50] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > if you die
[18:22:56] <04[SaW]Ryankilla > you havent a chance of ever joining
I found this from ages ago xD i lol'd when I read it.
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - TRaven - 08-21-2008
Quote:[14:29:23] <+Cibby> deguz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigger#dab
[14:30:25] <+TRaven> LMFAO
[14:44:27] <+Cibby> Quiet Cibby
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Turkey - 08-22-2008
Quote:<+Popz> who is german?
<%Turkey> ahhahaha
<+s0mb0dy> Turkey
<+Popz> HAHA
<+Cibby> Turkey
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - 8Ball - 08-22-2008
Quote from LVP..
Quote:[BA]8Ball: Gary glitter is playing on LVP.
chevy:
BEST QUOTE EVER BELOW.
Quote:<+_8Ball_> gary glitter
<[Twinkle]> hes kinda sexy xD
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Twinkle - 08-22-2008
D: post the rest of the convo
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - 8Ball - 08-22-2008
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Turkey - 08-22-2008
<HaZe> Woman helping hubby set up computer for a password. Hubby types PENIS - wife fell off chair laughin when computer replied PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH =]
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Maddolis - 08-23-2008
(08-22-2008, 11:27 PM)Turkey link Wrote: <HaZe> Woman helping hubby set up computer for a password. Hubby types PENIS - wife fell off chair laughin when computer replied PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH =]
Hahahahahha, thats awesome!
Gonna have to remember that one.
...I'm sure if Chuck Norris typed 'penis' in a minimum 6-letter password, it'd be long enough
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Munch - 08-23-2008
I remember something similar to that in someone's sig on MTA forums...
''I tried registering for a Hotmail account, tried penis for a password but was too short
''And same as that one, I always laugh when thinking of it.
Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Juice - 08-23-2008
Quote:<&DoughBoy> tell me when u cant hear me
<&DoughBoy> plz
<&Xflo> my headphone fell
<@Tr1viUm> DOUGHBOY FUCK ME FOR THE LAST TIME
<&DoughBoy> hahahahah
<@[MOB]Ramyano> ok
<&[MOB]CEPHALECTOMY> can barely understand u triv lol
<&Xflo> lol
<&Xflo> sounds like some guy from starwrs
<&[MOB]CEPHALECTOMY> no
<@Juice> lol
<&DoughBoy> ye
<&DoughBoy> hahah
<~[MOB]finch> ramyano and vinnie should come as subs
<&DoughBoy> wheres vintits
* &DoughBoy slaps [MOB]vinnie around a bit with a large trout
<@Tr1viUm> :
<@[MOB]RasKas> im loud, but not too loud right?
<@Tr1viUm> :d
<&[MOB]CEPHALECTOMY> ur fine ras
<&DoughBoy> ye
<@[MOB]RasKas> k
<&DoughBoy> not annoyin-loud
<&DoughBoy> TELL ME!!
<@Tr1viUm> ceph, i'm worse than tinde?
<&DoughBoy> tindes mic is aight
<&[MOB]CEPHALECTOMY> DID YOU HEAR ME
<@Tr1viUm> dunno
<@Tr1viUm>
<@[MOB]RasKas> nope ceph
<&[MOB]CEPHALECTOMY> gay ass broken mic
<&DoughBoy> roflz
<&Xflo> XD
<&DoughBoy> man we been talkin in joke cw's before
<&DoughBoy> but not for the big one
<&DoughBoy> :<
<@[MOB]RasKas> lol
<&Xflo> master yoda but heavyer
<&DoughBoy> shud we go now
<&DoughBoy> ?
<@[MOB]RasKas> eyo what skins we gonna use?
<@[MOB]RasKas> swat?
<&DoughBoy> dunno
