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Re: Post your IRC-Quotes. - HatZ - 06-11-2011
Quote:21:18:15 <Nuweni> [11] SleeP: WvW go killing ?
21:18:25 <Nuwoni> [21] .WvW.: np
21:18:38 <Nuwini> [11] SleeP: wait i go buy weps firs
lol
Re: Post your IRC-Quotes. - striker - 06-12-2011
I found like this guy was sended here
Nuweni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dwjqn dkja dbvqw dhiqwf v dbj
<&Nuwini> 02[9] 07FiXeR: lmfao
<&Nuwani> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mwjadbgw hduqwyduvbunwqimjd
<&Nuweni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mjwdnyw ndmqb bwdnmjqd
<&Nuwini> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dwjqn dkja dbvqw dhiqwf v dbj
<&Nuwani> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mwjadbgw hduqwyduvbunwqimjd
<%Nuwuni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: wdbwanhdmhw baydfbwq
<%Nowani> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mwjadbgw hduqwyduvbunwqimjd
<%Nuwoni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dmqwnfobiwq nifjkqwmfjh
<+striker> !msg fuck
<&Nuweni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dwjqn dkja dbvqw dhiqwf v dbj
<&Nuwini> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mwjadbgw hduqwyduvbunwqimjd
<&Nuwani> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dwjqn dkja dbvqw dhiqwf v dbj
<%Nuwuni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dwjqn dkja dbvqw dhiqwf v dbj
<%Nowani> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mwjadbgw hduqwyduvbunwqimjd
<%Nuwoni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dmqwnfobiwq nifjkqwmfjh
<&Nuweni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dwjqn dkja dbvqw dhiqwf v dbj
<&Nuwini> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mjwdnyw ndmqb bwdnmjqd
<&Nuwani> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dwjqn dkja dbvqw dhiqwf v dbj
<%Nuwuni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mjwdnyw ndmqb bwdnmjqd
<%Nowani> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dmqwnfobiwq nifjkqwmfjh
<%Nuwoni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: wdbwanhdmhw baydfbwq
<&Nuweni> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mjwdnyw ndmqb bwdnmjqd
<&Nuwini> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: dwjqn dkja dbvqw dhiqwf v dbj
<&Nuwani> 02[21] 07Mr.Locoman: mjwdnyw ndmqb bwdnmjqd
did this so long that if I post all it would spam this :p
Re: Post your IRC-Quotes. - MrBondt - 06-14-2011
Please keep off-topic replies to a minimum. I've trashed quite a lot of those in this topic in the recent days.
Re: Post your IRC-Quotes. - PigBenis - 06-28-2011
(03-16-2011, 10:54 PM)Munch link Wrote: He's quoting Xer0 who quoted that. M0nSt3R is just stating that he was laughing at something else before that line, but Xer0 didn't include the part he (M0nSt3R) was laughing at.M0nSt3R + CreepY + Me = same person
Oh oh oh! I got one
05:04:04 <Nuwuni> [8] *** [SWK]NaTeR[HC4L] joined the game.
05:04:15 <Nowani> [--] Matt: Nater you fool.
05:04:18 <Nuwini> [8] *** [SWK]NaTeR[HC4L] left the game (leaving).
jerico - sit down and grab your popcorn - Mark - 06-30-2011
So the other day I was reading some ban appeals and I noticed how poor jerico actually is. To be more specific, his English skills are. I thought myself, why not make a little bit of fun out of a poor person and do it in a serious style. I sent him a PM regarding his English, was just a simple remark. I didn't expect such hatred towards me after that, because the hatred turned out to have 2 different waves: 1st wave was making fun about me (which I didn't take seriously) and second wave was showing his real hatred for that little remark. Normally I don't spend time on retards, but this time it was an exception since the author wanted it himself ([01:40] <%jerico> Do that, \o/).
It all started like this:
[01:05] <@jerico> !msg No I am crying because some troll tries to troll me
[01:05] <@jerico> !msg He sent me a pm. He tells me my grammar is bad.
[01:05] <@jerico> !msg I can't help it my parents are both dutch
[01:06] <@jerico> !msg You know Mark?
[01:06] <@jerico> !msg He makes me cry
[01:07] <@jerico> !msg But still. He made me cry this evening. I think I am going to cry this whole night, because HE thinks my grammar is bad.
[01:09] <+berkley> !msg the troll doesn't troll this time. he's just stating the facts and that is all.
[01:09] <@jerico> Sure berkley. Still crying about the fact you still ain't crew?
[01:09] <@jerico> Get out of here...
[01:10] <+berkley> why would i want to be crew?
[01:10] <+berkley> even if someone invited me, i'd still decline.
[01:10] <@jerico> Yeah sure.
[01:10] <@jerico>
[01:10] <+berkley> i dont want to be a part of people who cant even spell for shit
[01:10] <@jerico> You made my day witht hat silly PM.
[01:10] <+berkley> why thank you
[01:10] <@jerico> Look at your grammar.
[01:10] <+berkley> whats wrong with it?
[01:10] <@jerico> You correct mine, but you fail.
[01:10] <+berkley> but whats wrong with it?
[01:11] <+berkley> or you're just trying to say something for yourself?
[01:12] <+berkley> or maybe the truth is too rough for you?
[01:12] <@jerico> too yourself*
[01:12] <@jerico> about yourself*
[01:12] <@jerico> not for yourself...
[01:13] <+berkley> why cant i use for yourself?
[01:13] <+xBlueXFuxx> actually Mark said it correctly
[01:13] <@jerico> It's not an object where you are talking about.
[01:13] <@jerico> It's a statement.
[01:13] <+berkley> look, go learn English and then teach others
[01:13] <@jerico> But enough of that. I give you some pure advice.
[01:14] <@jerico> If you don't like my grammar. Just don't read my freaking posts. I don't like being pmed by people like you.
[01:14] <+berkley> i dont care if you dont like something
[01:14] <+berkley> if i dont like something, i make a remark about it
[01:15] <+berkley> if the people dont take it into consideration, then it just shows how they disrespect theirself.
The italicized part is the first wave, where he tries to make himself look like he has a better rank than anyone. I can't understand the underlined part, because it has no relation towards current subject, I guess he just tried to find some excuses to "scare me off". And the bold part is the second wave I really love. Not only you see how this guy tries to act like he owns everyone, but he's also trying to teach English while he completely fails at it. It's funny for me to see that we have such people here.
And now, for some more logs which I really can't be arsed to comment. I assume that everyone pretty much can see the fact that jerico has some problems.
[01:17] <%jerico> Harry is cute, you never see him. But if he is around, he is mean too me.
[01:19] <berkley> by the way jerico, I'll save the log, because it's funny for me to see that some people think about theirselves that they are more important than others by having some rights normal players dont.
[01:20] <%jerico> What the heck are you talking about berkley? Explain some further please.
[01:20] <berkley> you said you have a better grammar than I do.
[01:20] <%jerico> I didn't say that...
[01:21] <berkley> and you said that you're more important than I am. you stated it differently, but the meaning remains the same.
[01:21] <%jerico> Oh, so if you interpreter something totally wrong.
[01:21] <%jerico> You are right?
[01:21] <%jerico> That's somewhat pretty funny.
[01:22] <berkley> how is that "somewhat" pretty funny?
[01:22] <berkley> you do realize that some people are currently laughing at you, not at me.
[01:22] <%jerico> Reread the sentence
[01:22] <%jerico> Oh really?
[01:22] <%jerico> Tell me who...Because I don't see them.
[01:22] <berkley> in fact, they are laughing whenever you make a post. they laugh about your terrible English.
[01:23] <berkley> so why are you assuming that I'm a pretty funny guy?
[01:23] <berkley> i troll people, i make fun of them, but I can be serious as well.
[01:23] <%jerico> Lol berkley. Take a look at yourself.
[01:24] <%jerico> You say things I didn't say at all.
[01:24] <berkley> wait a second, I'll just cover the logs
[01:24] <%jerico> You just think that I ment it that way. And that's why you are pretty funny.
[01:24] <berkley> [01:10] <@jerico> Look at your grammar.
[01:24] <berkley> [01:10] <@jerico> You correct mine, but you fail.
[01:24] <%jerico> Exactly
[01:24] <berkley> explanation - i demand one.
[01:24] <berkley> [01:20] <berkley> you said you have a better grammar than I do.
[01:24] <berkley> [01:20] <%jerico> I didn't say that...
[01:24] <berkley> considering this
[01:24] <%jerico> You look like a woman
[01:24] <%jerico> ssssssht
[01:24] <%jerico> You look like a woman
[01:25] <berkley> is that all what came to your mind?
[01:25] <%jerico> If I say something. Don't build your own meaning behind my sentences
[01:25] <berkley> what are you, special?
[01:25] <%jerico> Did I say that?
[01:25] <berkley> no, but you're trying to convince me that you are.
[01:25] <%jerico> So if i tell you that you fail at something.
[01:26] <%jerico> I automaticly say I rock at it?
[01:26] <%jerico> Interesting statement.
[01:26] <berkley> doh, considering this:
[01:26] <berkley> [01:10] <@jerico> Look at your grammar.
[01:26] <berkley> look at your grammar
[01:26] <%jerico> "considering"
[01:26] <berkley> and yet, when i said, provide me some examples
[01:26] <%jerico> Just tell me what that sentence tells you!
[01:26] <%jerico> LOOK
[01:27] <%jerico> (with your eyes)
[01:27] <%jerico> At
[01:27] <%jerico> YOUR
[01:27] <%jerico> (berkleys)
[01:27] <%jerico> GRAMMAR
[01:27] <berkley> im looking, whats wrong with it?
[01:27] <berkley> can you tell me?
[01:27] <berkley> because i dont know.
[01:27] <%jerico> I*
[01:27] <%jerico> I am
[01:27] <%jerico> I'm
[01:27] <%jerico> what is
[01:27] <%jerico> Just like Harry said
[01:28] <berkley> so if i type im instead of i'm, then my grammar isn't correct?
[01:28] <berkley> that's more like spelling, isn't it?
[01:28] <berkley> and is spelling the same as grammar? i dont think so
[01:30] <+xBlueXFuxx> Regardless, you all in your own ways blend up the English language and I'm far the most awesome person here. awf.
[01:30] <%jerico> Exactly.
[01:30] <%jerico> But the funny thing is, berkley don't see that.
[01:30] <berkley> tell you what my friend. you're not so smart as you're trying to act. and if you think you can overrule me, then you think wrong, because all you do, is trying to find some childish excuses. i dont give a shit tbh about your spelling, because you're already retarded for me, but i love the fact that you mentioned about it. so that's why i started arguing with you.
[01:30] <%jerico> friend?
[01:30] <%jerico> Lol, you make up things that are even not there.
[01:30] <%jerico> Like you did this whole conversation.
[01:31] <berkley> lolololol
[01:31] <%jerico> "jerico said this, jerico said that"
[01:31] <%jerico>
[01:31] <berkley> come on, fact is, your English is horrible, accept it.
[01:31] <%jerico> lolololol
[01:31] <%jerico> I don't care about YUOR opinion.
[01:31] <berkley> i don't even want to explain anything to you anymore, since you're such a dumbass and can't even understand what i'm trying to say.
[01:32] <%jerico> dumbass?
[01:32] <%jerico> Lmao
[01:32] <%jerico> berkley
[01:32] <%jerico> You don't even know me.
[01:32] <%jerico> I pwn you everyday with my smartness
[01:32] <%jerico> If
[01:32] <%jerico> And read
[01:32] <%jerico> IF
[01:32] <berkley> hahahaha
[01:32] <%jerico> my english is that bad. It tells nothing about my smartness
[01:32] <berkley> in your dreams, artard.
[01:32] <%jerico> Oh really?
[01:33] <berkley> tell that to someone who you own something.
[01:33] <%jerico> What kind of degress do you have?
[01:33] <berkley> [01:32] <%jerico> I pwn you everyday with my smartness
[01:33] <%jerico> You are just a horrible kid. Trying to act like a troll
[01:33] <berkley> this is the best sentence i heard from you
[01:33] <%jerico> Because you are teasde irl to much.
[01:33] <%jerico> You don't see the sarcasm.
[01:33] <berkley> please cry more
[01:34] <%jerico> Another thing you see your smartness is like <0.001
[01:34] <%jerico> It's funny to see that you connect smartness to grammar
[01:34] <berkley> im done actually here. i stated all the facts, now you can state yours, but i wont give a shit about them, nor will others.
[01:34] <%jerico> Another fail of a dumb person.
[01:35] <%jerico> Let's look how much information your "smart" lasts posts are on the forums.
[01:35] <%jerico> That shows real smartness. Yeah run away...
[01:36] <%jerico> berkley is talking for other people
[01:36] <%jerico> berkley forgets everyone spits on him.
[01:37] <%jerico> Just like irl.
I've pointed some interesting lines out in bold. And someone here tries to tolerate this guy? The guy, who doesn't even have sense while typing some text? Sad thing is he didn't realize one thing. My point of talking with him was to make fun out of poor people, like I stated above. As you can see, I succeeded.
Re: Post your IRC-Quotes. - Pedro - 06-30-2011
^It really entertained me for some time.
As #LVP's a publich channel which everyone's able to join and everyone was actually able to watch this long "discussion", I'll post the very last jerico's statement that was said immediately after Mark had left since Mark was supposed to had read it.
Quote:02[23:41] * berkley (berkley@ww3samp.com) Quit (Quit: )
[23:41] <%jerico> I will laugh about this. You will cry about this. Because this is the only thing where you could fullfill enjoment from.
[23:41] <%jerico> Sad but true.
Re: Post your IRC-Quotes. - Mark - 06-30-2011
I'd like to cry. No seriously.
Re: Post your IRC-Quotes. - Daniel - 07-03-2011
Seriously, got nothing better to do ?
HAHA, it made my day tbh :7
Re: Post your IRC-Quotes. - MaZ - 07-05-2011
ahah at the quote from Mark, i was just watching the whole discussion aswell, was epic to follow xD
Re: Post your IRC-Quotes. - Pedro - 07-15-2011
Quote:[17:13:44] * Latest News: {FFFFFF}Kaka_[Dx] has beaten eF.Pedro in a fight with 2-1!
[17:13:58] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}rw?
[17:14:31] {00FFBB}[12] eF.Pedro: {FFFFFF}First type /my fps on
[17:14:37] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}okk
[17:14:38] {00FFBB}[12] eF.Pedro: {FFFFFF}and tell me how many do you get
[17:14:40] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}done
[17:14:48] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}tell me
[17:14:51] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}how much
[17:14:54] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}im getting
[17:14:54] {00FFBB}[12] eF.Pedro: {FFFFFF}you tell me
[17:14:58] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}how
[17:14:58] {00FFBB}[12] eF.Pedro: {FFFFFF}How much for what?
[17:15:05] PM from girlygirl_IV (ID:15): lol
[17:15:08] {00FFBB}[12] eF.Pedro: {FFFFFF}What number do you see?
[17:15:09] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}where it is written
[17:15:09] PM from girlygirl_IV (ID:15): probs 25 fps
[17:15:10] PM sent to girlygirl_IV (ID:15): lmao
[17:15:15] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}i see no number
[17:15:16] PM sent to girlygirl_IV (ID:15): or even less
[17:15:19] {00FFBB}[12] eF.Pedro: {FFFFFF}LOL
[17:15:22] {00FFBB}[12] eF.Pedro: {FFFFFF}type /my fps on
[17:15:23] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}ohh
[17:15:26] {FF0000}[2] Kaka_[Dx]: {FFFFFF}its 7
[17:15:29] {FF00AA}[15] girlygirl_IV: {FFFFFF}LOL
[17:15:29] {0C8E5D}[23] Beaner: {FFFFFF}rofl
[17:15:30] {00FFBB}[12] eF.Pedro: {FFFFFF}ROLF
[17:15:32] {FF00AA}[15] girlygirl_IV: {FFFFFF}LOOOOOL
[17:15:39] PM sent to girlygirl_IV (ID:15): LOL!
I honesty hope that he wasn't serious. :b