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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Richard - 01-01-2008

Quote:[02:05:15] <&MrBondt> or maybe i simply deny it was me

First thing I thought when reading it! :D


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - tomozj - 01-02-2008

Over @ the new #sa-mp :

Code:
[13:32:26] <Giac_Jr> someone change their name to dcz
[13:33:15] <Webstar> why :p
[13:33:29] <Giac_Jr> i need to test something
[13:34:05] Andre9977 is now known as dcz.
[13:34:06] dcz (110.113.190.90.dyn.estpak.ee) left IRC. (G-lined (gline evasion (dcz)))



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Xanland - 01-03-2008

Quote:=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
#LVP.vip
[3-1 @ 13:46:16] <%Makaveli> oldschool \o/
[3-1 @ 13:46:28] <%Makaveli> Lol I remember that song when I was young
[3-1 @ 13:48:07] <+Turkey> you are young :+
[3-1 @ 13:50:05] <%Makaveli> idd
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#LVP.echo
[3-1 @ 14:23:37] <%Nowani> *** First player to type BEUSJE49 wins $10.000 !
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#LVP.dev
[3-1 @ 21:32:47] <Dennis> take me...
[3-1 @ 21:32:50] <Dennis> I am perfect
[3-1 @ 21:32:51] <~Peter> EEEUw
[3-1 @ 21:32:59] <Dennis> :+
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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - MrBondt - 01-06-2008

tomozj having fun with his bot:
Quote:[06-01 17:16:41] <+botozj> Warning: Undefined index: tomozj in /home/tomozj/botozj/c...t_channeltracking.php (line 132)
[06-01 17:19:16] <@tomozj> I AM NOT AN UNDEFINED INDEX YOU SHITFACE



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Turkey - 01-06-2008

_O-

Nice guys!  d:)b


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - tomozj - 01-06-2008

(01-06-2008, 05:23 PM)MrBondt link Wrote: tomozj having fun with his bot:

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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Felle - 01-06-2008

Quote:{06/01/08|17:25:26} <sam> yes i get paid to spank old people
{06/01/08|17:25:34} <sam> with wooden paddels

I lol'd :')


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Stef - 01-06-2008

Here is a big one so I cut out the useless smilie messages and join/leaves

Quote:[17:15] <sam> peter said he wanted to sex me
[17:15] <sam> lol
[17:16] <tomozj> nothing to lol about
[17:16] <tomozj> go get a sex change
[17:16] <[Griffin]> thats always an option
[17:17] <sam> he said he wanted to insert his pre-heated flopy disk into my hardrive or somthing like that
[17:17] <[Griffin]> with the home sexual realignment kit
[17:17] <deguz> sam if i were you, i would let him to rape me
[17:17] <deguz> maybe you can get a ~
[17:17] <oostcoast> floppy in a harddrive?
[17:17] * deguz runs
[17:17] <oostcoast> :+
[17:18] <sam> deguz can u take it for me?
[17:18] <deguz> i can't :(
[17:18] <sam> why ?
[17:19] <Peter> sam, give me one acceptable reason why I should even be slightly interested in you in a sexual way and I might even consider giving you admin rights, seeing there simply is none
[17:19] <cloakster> _O-
[17:20] <sam> what ?
[17:20] <sam> bcuz
[17:20] <sam> u said
[17:20] <sam> i turn your zero's into ones's
[17:20] <Peter> no.
[17:20] <Luke-Tablet> Peter: you're not interested in me either? :(
[17:21] <Peter> you're an exception dear <3
[17:21] <sam> was it slein ?
[17:21] <deguz> Petertje, i have a tight cd rom drive
[17:21] <deguz> would you like o put your cd-rw into it?
[17:22] <Peter> oh my, this is going the wrong way
[17:22] <Felle> hardcore nerd dating
[17:22] <deguz> :D
[17:22] <tomozj> I only like firewire 800 cables in my firewire socket
[17:22] <tomozj> the firewire 400 ones are too slow :(
[17:22] * deguz has firewire 800000000 cable
[17:23] <tomozj> not enough data can be ejaculated into my socket
[17:23] <deguz> rofl
[17:23] <tomozj> in the short period of a second
[17:23] <deguz> baaaad pimpie tssh tssh
[17:23] <sam> i shove my ram
[17:23] <sam> into me
[17:23] <tomozj> deguz, spread your usb port
[17:23] * deguz spreads it
[17:24] <Peter> Luke is just hawt, but funny Hungarian people talking about sharing CD-RW's in tight CD Drives and American people getting banned on a hourly basis because of swearing really aren't what interest me
[17:24] <Luke-Tablet> <3
[17:24] <cloakster> lol
[17:24] <sam> who is american?
[17:24] <tomozj> your face
[17:24] <cloakster> ppl ingame are
[17:24] <tomozj> Peter -> So normal men interest you?
[17:24] <deguz> lol
[17:24] <sam> my face is made of leather
[17:24] <deguz> LMFAO
[17:24] <[Griffin]> im normal
[17:24] <deguz> i have a leather jacket
[17:25] <tomozj> on a hourly -> on an hourly
[17:25] * tomozj runs
[17:25] <Peter> no tomozj, but this is IRC, everything is different around here.
[17:25] <deguz> there are eyes on it!!!
[17:25] * tomozj runs back out of breath
[17:25] <tomozj> err, true
[17:25] <tomozj> on here I have two bitches
[17:25] <tomozj> irl I have loads
[17:25] <deguz> ROFL

After this the level got down :P


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Richard - 01-06-2008

Quote:[17:22] <Felle> hardcore nerd dating

_O-


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 01-06-2008

so.. is all the hardware compatible?