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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - _Ivan_ - 01-14-2010

Quote:[22:01] <lolmyas> Anyone knowing how i make quick arena server
[22:02] <+Andrew> I know:D
[22:02] <&Chuppy_kan> yo sister xd
[22:02] <+Andrew> But
[22:03] <+Andrew> first you have to alt+f4 pres in same time and
[22:03] <+Andrew> click yes
[22:04] <lolmyas> ok wait me just a litle
[22:04] *** lolmyas quit (Quit: )
[22:04] <+Andrew> o my god he fell on that shit
[22:05] <Ivan_> just loling my ass

_O-


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Mark - 01-16-2010

(17-01) (00:38:19) *%Nowuni:+#LVP.echo* VIP Chat [6] Fisher:  oh will shut up u silly girl and cry with ur pissy pants in the corner

Of course, this is retarded, but I find this funny how a retard wants attention so much. If there would be "Post idiotic IRC-Quotes" thread, I'd have definitely posted it there.

EDIT: arrival canceled.


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 01-17-2010

[00:39:06] <14@Rien> looks like the puke that came out of my mouth 2 weeks ago
[00:39:12] <03@Failtop> mmm

[11:35:11] * @Matthias sucks


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Matthias - 01-18-2010

FAKE I TELL YOU. Timestamps ftw


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Kase - 01-18-2010

From an italian IRC, translated:

(for who doesn't know, 127.0.0.1 is the IP of the pc that you are working on)

Quote:* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why you banned me
<bitchchecker> you cant discuss normally
<bitchchecker> reply!
<Elch> we haven't banned you
<Elch> you gone in ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> wtf you say
<bitchchecker> my pc's ping is ok
<bitchchecker> i got also the dst
<bitchchecker> youve banned me
<bitchchecker> admit motherfuckers
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL!
<HopperHunter|afk> youre so stupid... DST^^
<bitchchecker> stfu WE GOT THE DST!!
<bitchchecker> when i turn on the pc a windows msg says it.
<Elch> You are really an expert hacker
<bitchchecker> stfu i hack you
<Elch> ok, i shut up, I hope we do not see that great hacker you are^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your IP and youre dead
<Elch> is 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yea, is 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting your great attack.
<bitchchecker> in 5 min i format your HD
<Elch> Now im scared.
<bitchchecker> Stfu you will die
<bitchchecker> i got a software that if i got your ip youre dead
<bitchchecker> bye bye
<Elch> who?
<bitchchecker> at you
<Elch> i'm scared thinking at you, great hacker.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> you are lucky you got the firewall
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: so try to hack me another time... i got the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you are so stupid
<bitchchecker> say bye
<bitchchecker> bye bye elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you are a motherfucker
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> whats up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you got a fire wall
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, boh
<bitchchecker> 26 years
<Metanot> 26 anni e you do this?
<Elch> how you know that i got a firewall?
<Metanot> tsk tsk isn't nice
<bitchchecker> because your gay firewall gave to me the signal
<bitchchecker> become a man shut down that shit
<Elch> wow, i didn't know that is possible
<bitchchecker> then my virus will destroy you
<Metanot> you are hacking yourself?
<Elch> yea bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> ehi bitchchecker if you are an hacker you got to elude a firewall, i also know it..
<bitchchecker> yea im hacking him but he got a firewall
<Metanot> what firewall do you got?
<bitchchecker> like a woman
<Metanot> the firewall is normal an hacker normal got to know how to emule it... you are sei a woman ^^
<bitchchecker> shut down the firewall and i will send you a firewall
<Elch> Noooo
<Metanot> bitchchecker why he got to shut down it, you got to shut down it..
<bitchchecker> you are scared
<bitchchecker> i dont hack him if he hides with the firewall like a woman
<bitchchecker> elch shut down your fucking firewall!you know the "hacking" definition??? if he shut down the firewall its an invitation not an hacking
<bitchchecker> stfu
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandmother surf with the firewall
<bitchchecker> and you bitch think that youre nice
<Elch> bitchchecker, someone told me how to shut down the firewall, now you can hack me
<Metanot> bitchhacker you can't hack
<bitchchecker> you are corageous
<Elch> bitchchecker: i'm waiting your attack!
<Metanot> again? isn't an hacker
<bitchchecker> froend you want a virus?
<bitchchecker> tell me your IP and he will delete all of your files
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you are so stupid friend
<bitchchecker> and your first files are deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i will check
<bitchchecker> dont try to recover you cant motherfucker
<Elch> bad
<bitchchecker> elch you are an idiot g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, i cant do anything
<bitchchecker> in 20 seconds f: is gone
<bitchchecker> tupac leads
<bitchchecker> elch you are a motherfucker f: is gone and also e:
<bitchchecker> and d: is at the 45% idiot lolololol
<He> why metanot doesnt say anything
<Elch> maybe he is rolling on floor
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> again BITCH!
<bitchchecker> elch you are so stupid dont give in internet your ip address
<bitchchecker> im at 30% of c:
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Great hacker  :+


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Richard - 01-18-2010

What an idiot :')


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Dominator33 - 01-18-2010

(01-18-2010, 02:54 PM)Kase link Wrote:From an italian IRC, translated:

(for who doesn't know, 127.0.0.1 is the IP of the pc that you are working on)

Great hacker  :+
ROFL that really is an epic quote


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Munch - 01-18-2010

(01-18-2010, 02:54 PM)Kase link Wrote:From an italian IRC, translated:

(for who doesn't know, 127.0.0.1 is the IP of the pc that you are working on)

Great hacker  :+

Best quote in this thread in a LONG time!


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - 8Ball - 01-18-2010

that was an epic quote right der


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - g3344 - 01-18-2010

(01-18-2010, 02:54 PM)Kase link Wrote:From an italian IRC, translated:

(for who doesn't know, 127.0.0.1 is the IP of the pc that you are working on)

Great hacker  :+

You earned some rep!