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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Hector - 10-31-2007

new quotes

Quote:<zzipa> X.net for all your cheating needs! (be sure to remove all of the *) health hax, ammo hax, money hax, and more...come join us and cheat your asses off ^_^
* zzipa (ya@gtanet-D203F68E.socal.res.rr.com) Quit (User has been banned from GTANet (Spamvertising))

lawl  _O-


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Turkey - 11-01-2007

rofl


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Felle - 11-01-2007

(10-31-2007, 10:49 PM)Turkey link Wrote: OMG It's his puberty bahahahahhahaha. (He told us that many times on IRC that his puberty causes his attitude) _O-

Seriously? He's 11 and he says he's in puberty  :X



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Turkey - 11-01-2007

(11-01-2007, 10:30 AM)Felle link Wrote: Seriously? He's 11 and he says he's in puberty  :X
Yeh zuahaha    :P


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Felle - 11-01-2007

Here's a couple more:

Quote:[16:50:37] <Boteend> !kick Oogie usuk.
[16:50:40] * nycerino (nitro@gtanet-A3A32592.bb.online.no) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:40] * IJzerenRita (chatzilla@gtanet-3ED7DD19.cable.wanadoo.nl) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:40] * Fidel_Castro (SAMPJava@gtanet-8BA246C5.adsl.xs4all.nl) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:40] * +Nutz (Nutz@99AB1210.7A0A5C36.410AB513.IP) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:40] * +IggyStats (Iggy248@24B99961.B76E185.5C489858.IP) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:41] * [KFC]s0i0n (s0i0n@paper.thin.walls) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:41] * LnX (LnX@gtanet-7F87FD46.cable.ubr04.dund.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:41] * Jony (the@colombian.at.mierda.spain) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:41] * [GX]Ndy (andreas_s1@gtanet-5D0F6D80.adsl.no) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:42] * STM (stm@gtanet-2AD8C8CA.range86-132.btcentralplus.com) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:42] * Matite (na@gtanet-952D40D.exetel.com.au) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:42] * @Trix (Trix@far.better.than.you) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:42] * mdev (ares@ED4A2C8D.C377D8EF.DF642D41.IP) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:42] * SpikeX (null@gtanet-DB0837D3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:42] * Tratulla (tratulla@pukes.on.you.when.you.whois.again) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)
[16:50:42] * +krisk (krisk@ls-rp.com) Quit (hub.gtanet.com frosties.de.eu.gtanet.com)

Quote:[19:41:18] <&Venturas> [2] Franko: who need a drive type /taxi
[19:41:20] <+Ventures> [2] Franko: who need a drive type /taxi
[19:41:22] <&Venturas> [2] Franko: who need a drive type /taxi
[19:41:22] <+Ventures> [6] Horizont: try to get on the house
[19:41:23] <&Venturas> [2] Franko: who need a drive type /taxi
[19:41:24] <+Ventures> [2] Franko: who need a drive type /taxi
[19:41:28] <+Ventures> *** Carlambor has kicked Franko (/taxi)

Quote:<Damian> 264 hours is like...3 days

Quote:<Linka> only fags drink beer
<Felle> Wheres beer

Quote:<Posty> [h0z]: I just walked out of my room, and the next thing I hear out of my mom's mouth is "NO MAN SHOULD EAT A FROZEN BANANA ON A STICK. IT'S JUST WRONG"

Quote:[12:27:52] <%[Azamaaat]> BenBot !
[12:27:53] <+Nowuni> 4*** hanno has died.
[12:27:54] <&Nuwani> 4*** BigBlack has died.
[12:27:54] <&Nuwini> 4*** Big_Tornado_PL has died.
[12:27:54] <&Nuweni> 4*** Rabeko has died.
[12:27:54] <%Nuwuni> 4*** BigBertha has died.
[12:27:54] <%Nuwoni> 4*** GoOsE has died.
[12:27:54] <%Nowani> 4*** BenBVBler has died.
[12:27:54] <+Noweni> 4*** BigBlack has died.
[12:27:54] <+Nowini> 4*** Rabeko has died.
[12:27:54] <+Nowuni> 4*** GoOsE has died.
[12:27:54] <&Nuwani> 4*** [LT]TripleH has died.
[12:27:54] <&Nuwini> 4*** Big_Tornado_PL has died.
[12:27:54] <&Nuweni> 4*** BigBertha has died.
[12:27:54] <%Nuwuni> 4*** [LT]TripleH has died.
[12:27:54] <%Nuwoni> 4*** BenBVBler has died.
[12:27:54] <%Nowani> 4*** ketti has died.



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 11-01-2007

Quote:[23:37:35] <~Peter> Hello
[23:37:39] <~Peter> I'd like to call for a minute of silence
[23:37:40] <+DCreations> Yu cloak
[23:37:43] <+BenBot> Yu suk!
[23:37:45] <+DCreations> :p
[23:37:50] <~Peter> this very morning, Makaveli decided to kill my fish
[23:37:59] <+Jay> rofl
[23:38:00] <%Makaveli> I said sorry :<
[23:38:12] <~Peter> All the fish have been killed in a horrible attempt to have buttsex with them by Makaveli
[23:38:18] <+Jay> Btw How come it wont let me run LVP? It says File function not found -_- in rcon
[23:38:20] <+Jay> LOL
[23:38:23] <~Peter> I honestly do hope Makaveli has learned not to have buttsex with my fish
[23:38:33] <~Peter> as the topic of this channel says
[23:38:36] <%Makaveli> but yours is so hot.
[23:38:39] <~Peter> RIP, Oct 21 2007 - Oct 31 2007
[23:38:45] <~Peter> I now call for a minute of silence
[23:38:48] <~Peter> Let us remember the Fish
[23:38:56] <~Peter> they were with us for a very short period of time
[23:39:03] <~Peter> but I hope they had a pleasant life
[23:39:08] <~Peter> My dear fish
[23:39:10] <~Peter> thank you.
[23:39:16] <~Peter> -minute of silence-0
[23:39:19] <+DCreations> Peter your a freak /p
[23:39:21] <+DCreations> :P
[23:39:27] * LVP sets mode: +b *!*@gtanet-5A06EDE6.access.telenet.be
[23:39:27] * DCreations was kicked by LVP (disrespecting the Fish)
[23:40:33] <~Peter> I thank you for taking the time and respect to think about the Fish. It's horrible what happened to them, and I surely hope no other fish will every have to go through it
[23:40:42] <%Makaveli> I sat on him, he never saw my big butt comming. Sorry dear fish. **drops off flowers**
[23:40:45] <~Peter> Makaveli, I understand your desire to have buttsex with fish, but please, do NOT attempt it again
[23:41:42] * ~Peter starts crying
[23:41:44] <~Peter> they were so young
[23:41:47] <~Peter> my dear fish :(
[23:41:49] * %Makaveli hugs Peter
[23:41:51] <+DCreations> ...
[23:41:52] <%Makaveli> i didnt want this
[23:41:52] <%Makaveli> sorry
[23:41:54] <+[GoT]Razor|faptop> they tasted good
[23:42:01] <~Peter> WHY DID THIS HORRIBLE MAN HAD A DESIRE TO HAVE BUTTSEX WITH YOU
[23:42:07] <~Peter> YOU WERE THE MOST AWESOME FISH I EVER KNOWN
[23:42:07] <%Makaveli> :(
[23:42:10] <~Peter> WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO :(((((((((((
[23:42:15] <+[GoT]Razor|faptop> "if you liked it, the fish didn't died in pain :D"
[23:42:16] <+DCreations> well
[23:42:19] <~Peter> AT LEAST LIKE GOT STUCKED IN HIS ASS
[23:42:20] <+DCreations> shit happens
[23:42:22] <~Peter> BUT PLEASE DON'T DIE :((
[23:42:37] <~Peter> ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;
[23:43:00] <%Makaveli> :<
[23:43:18] <%Makaveli> all i wanted was one night. i was lonely. unfortunately i turned around and sat on him

EDIT: Makaveli killed the fish.. RIP: part of the channel topic :+

lmfao _O-


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Turkey - 11-02-2007

rofl like the first time that peter was emo  _O-


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - JUTD - 11-02-2007

(23:00:05) (%s0mb0dy) nee je eikel zit onder je lul :+

Translation: The tip of your dick is underneath it :+.

It's probably not as hilarious as in Dutch ....




Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - s0mb0dy - 11-02-2007

@ JUTD:

<JUTD> je maakt een grapje?
<s0mb0dy> dat weet ik nog niet

TRANSLATION:
<JUTD> Are you kidding?
<s0mb0dy> i'm not sure.


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - TriggeR - 11-02-2007

(+[GoT]Razor) kut, ik zit vast..
(+[GoT]Razor) in mn bureaustoel
(+[GoT]Razor) met mn been tussen de armleuningen
(+[GoT]Razor) gisteren zat ik ook al met mn hoofd vast in het net van een voetbal goal

Damn, I'm stuck..
In my office chair
with my leg between the arm rests
yesterday I was stuck too, with my head stuck in a football-goal's net.

and

(+[GoT]Razor) kut
(+[GoT]Razor) mijnspatiebalkdoethetnietmeer

damn
myspacebarisntworkinganymore

8)7