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[Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - Hitman - 10-10-2010
A few months ago Matthias and me were bored so we wanted to make a parody on Coolios Gangsta Paradise, so we spent 2-3 hours working on the lyrics but we never really had the time (or simply werent in the mood) to sing & record it.
Nevermind shitty grammar or spelling mistakes, not sure if the file ive found was the final version, and i surely was drunk when we made most of the lyrics, was good fun nonetheless
Have fun with it, just found it on my HDD and inb4 deleting i thought that i'd share it
As I walk through the gangbase seeing the clans aiming, I take a look at the ship, and realize they’re laming!
I’ve been kicking and banning for so long, that even Richard thinks that my mind is gone!
But I never banned a player, that didn’t deserve it. I got treated like a punk, you know that’s unheard of!
You noobs better don’t lame and run like cowards. Or you and your clanmates might get banned for hours
I really hate to brag, but I got a crew skin.
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke Fool, I’m the kind of admin the regulars wanna be like, in their dreams in the night, banning cheaters until midnight.
No stunts, no boats no roleplaying guys
Living in the deathmatch paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice,
Moderating Las Venturas Paradise.
We keep spending most our lives,
Playing Las Venturas paradise.
It’s hard work and sacrifice,
Moderating Las Venturas Paradise.
Look at the situation, they minimodding
I can't get in UvH, was trained by a gang
So I gotta be down at the ship zone,
too much shiplaming, got me jailed again
I’m dedicated admin with money on my bank,
Oh look, tempmods, it’s time for a prank!
I'm a locked out admin, set tripping banger,
The crew is down, so don’t arouse my anger
Fool, promotion is more than a month away
I'm living promotion or quit, what can I say?
I’ve been waiting forever now, will I ever be crew? The way things are going I don’t know
Tell me why don’t they
Obey the rules
And the ones we ban
Don’t ever learn?
No stunts, no boats no roleplaying guys
Living in the deathmatch paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice,
Moderating Las Venturas Paradise.
We keep spending most our lives,
Playing Las Venturas paradise.
It’s hard work and sacrifice,
Moderating Las Venturas Paradise.
Playing Las Venturas Playground
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's fighting, half of them is warping
It’s going on the strip
I keep 2 shotting near the ship
They say I gotta stop,
But nobody’s here to report
If admins aren’t online, then how can they ban me?
I guess they can't,
I guess they won't,
I guess they front,
That’s why I love SA-MP, it’s full of bugs foo!
No stunts, no boats no roleplaying guys
Living in the deathmatch paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice,
Moderating Las Venturas Paradise.
We keep spending most our lives,
Playing Las Venturas paradise.
It’s hard work and sacrifice,
Moderating Las Venturas Paradise.
Tell me why don’t they
Obey the rules
And the ones we ban
Don’t ever learn?
Why don’t they see
There’s no return?
Re: [Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - Rien - 10-10-2010
Hah, win.
Re: [Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - Azax - 10-10-2010
Wow , you guys was really bored ... But it came out nice .
Re: [Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - SaDist - 10-10-2010
That's really nice
Re: [Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - striker - 10-10-2010
Somethimes people just don't got nothing to do hee !! lmao but it's ok nice one
Re: [Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - Pedro - 10-10-2010
hehe
I remember some months ago, you and Matthias were singing it on TeamSpeak 
good one!
Re: [Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - Matthias - 10-10-2010
Memories
. Cool that you posted it, had fun thinking of lyrics with you xD.
Re: [Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - Kase - 10-10-2010
Gonna make that CD cover
Re: [Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - ZheMafo - 10-10-2010
lol nice one!
Re: [Las Venturas Paradise] (By Matthias & Hitman) - HoldeN - 10-10-2010
pro.