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Ginger island - bubbles - 01-16-2010

Hi all,

With the recent events where we discovered that TEF, a long trusted admin, is indeed a ginger,it was brought to my attention that LVP is riddled with ginger people.

[Image: tef.jpg]
TEF

As we are all aware of the following facts -

1) 324904 people are born with Gingervitis each year.

2) 20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.

3) 80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.

4) 95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:


◦Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
◦Sharing food
◦Intercourse
◦Sharing blood
◦Kissing the opposite sex.
◦Having Friends

5)15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Gingervitis.

These are scary facts, and I trust you agree with me that the ginger meance needs to be controled.  Of course LVP is a liberal server, who do not disciminate towards people, which is a good thing, and to be mature about it, gingers are people too. Its not their fault.

So I propose that we take a section of the map, as seen here...

[Image: ginger.jpg]

and isolate it from the rest of the map. We can call it Ginger Island.

Here ginger people can join and indeed play on LVP without fear of the general population getting infected and vice versa, they can play without exposure to normal people and sunlight (foggy and rain weather only) This is important so they do not learn on LVP that they have no souls, as thats something their parents should teach them when they feel they are mature enough to learn the truth.


This way they can have all the benifits of LVP.  Early days of course but I think it makes sence that we all try to get along, and having an isolated Ginger Island is a way the general people of LVP can play without fear of meeting a ginger and ginger people can play on LVP.


Love, bubbles
(female)


Re: Ginger island - Sander - 01-16-2010

k.