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Your favorite Chuck Norris facts. - Danny - 09-03-2009
I shouldn't make this topic, because if he finds it, he'll hunt me down and roundhouse kick me to death, but still.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris won a game of Blackjack with a 4 of Clubs and a Uno card.
• The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
• Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts. - Myke - 09-03-2009
Heard the same ones too many times, grown to hate them really.
Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts. - Mutou - 09-03-2009
None
Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts. - 0_oTwitcho_0 - 09-04-2009
chuck norris can swollow a rubics cube and shit it out solved XD
Re: Your favorite Chuck Norris facts. - Cyrix404 - 09-04-2009
TOO MANY TO POST HERE [/nocaps] So, click the link instead.