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The Random Paragraph Topic - James - 08-18-2009
Well this is how it goes, you make a random paragraph off the most random things you can think of and it just keeps going on.
Credits Me & XiZ
Here I'll begin.
How about I randomly walk up to your sister and throw a boat in her eye while this happens my uncle charges are you with a broken sandwich and hits your aunt with a metal pole twice in the toe.
Re: The Random Paragraph Topic - XiZ - 08-18-2009
Can I walk over your grandfather while stopping your aunt from her daily sandwich wash and severely injuring your sister in law who is getting married to a blouse?
Re: The Random Paragraph Topic - James - 08-18-2009
I jumped on top of a dildo while rolling on a door that was shaped like a fish, all this happened while i was watching your mother and father have a domestic about who should clean your dirty penis.
Re: The Random Paragraph Topic - XiZ - 08-18-2009
What about putting a 5 weeks old diarrhea under each of your nails and toenails, while hitting your uncle with a key and crushing all the bones in his body and as this happens, your grandmother finally loses her virginity to an owl.
Re: The Random Paragraph Topic - James - 08-18-2009
What happens when you get two fish and bang them of a public bus while sixteen elderly pensioners are on it collecting sausages for an orphange that just happens to be next to a play park for only children accompanied by their parents.
Re: The Random Paragraph Topic - Maddolis - 08-18-2009
Once there were two peeps on the internet who created a thread on a forum that just sucked ass, like totally sucked ass like oh my god did this thread suck ass.
Re: The Random Paragraph Topic - XiZ - 08-18-2009
The orphans and the other children go crazy and start crying because one child is sick of aids, so without any hope, they start fucking trees and fingering the grass and while they're doing that, the mothers of these children are making out with dishes and giving blowjobs to flowers. While all this was happening, Maddolis was having sex with an apple.
Re: The Random Paragraph Topic - James - 08-18-2009
Later that week the apple was questioned under rape charges after he had reportedly raped a billy goat with a massive hair extension, all this while a random teenagers was dancing with one arm and 3 legs while one of the legs was holding a tea cosy and some hairspray.
Re: The Random Paragraph Topic - Shark - 08-18-2009
Then it came the day when God Himself walked upon the Earth and punched Ryan on the face for creating such a stupid thread.
Re: The Random Paragraph Topic - XiZ - 08-18-2009
While being questioned, the apple answered to the following questions with "yes": "Was the rapist involved in a cousin-rape, in which a triangle was used to violate the subject, just 5 minutes before the incident with the worm in your stomach, where a car crashed?" "Was your sister-in-law offended by the vulgar sounds coming out from the rapist's skin, while he was knocking on your footstep and whistling with his balls?"
After the questions were asked, the apple left the court and headed towards its office, but unfortunately it was desecrately murdered by an ant. While this was happening, the teenagers were fastly fapping on a stone while watching a mouse and a broom having buttsex.