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RE: King of All - Halsey - 02-08-2017
*sau bows down to King Peru!
Shark I saw your PC's Wall Paper hahahahaha it was King Peru's Photo!
RE: King of All - Peru - 02-08-2017
(02-08-2017, 10:29 AM)sau Wrote: *sau bows down to King Peru!
Shark I saw your PC's Wall Paper hahahahaha it was King Peru's Photo!
I always knew Shark was a fan.
The King: A Poem ♥ - TEF - 02-21-2017
Ye who enter this realm, beware:
The Wondrous, Mighty King Peru is watching over you.
Those in doubt may look elsewhere,
for those in his Loving Kingdom are under his purview.
He searches not for violence but for chill,
but of patience he hath only so much.
Thus it is wise for thee to act in goodwill,
else thou may find thyself banished to the Dutch!
ALL HAIL KING PERU!
Where would we be if not for you?
The Wondrous, Mighty King Peru is watching over you.
Those in doubt may look elsewhere,
for those in his Loving Kingdom are under his purview.
He searches not for violence but for chill,
but of patience he hath only so much.
Thus it is wise for thee to act in goodwill,
else thou may find thyself banished to the Dutch!
ALL HAIL KING PERU!
Where would we be if not for you?
RE: King of All - Halsey - 02-21-2017
*sau hails King Peru
btw last line should be.. else thou may find thyself banished to the Dutch Hill. Rhyming words XD
Nice Poem TEF!
RE: King of All - TEF - 02-21-2017
(02-21-2017, 05:59 AM)sau Wrote: *sau hails King Peru
btw last line should be.. else thou may find thyself banished to the Dutch Hill. Rhyming words XD
Nice Poem TEF!
Thou art incorrect, young, feeble peasant! It is meant to rhyme with "much"—it follows the pattern of A, B, A, B, C, D, C, D, E, E. And, for the record, poetry needn't follow any rhyming criteria at all to be poetry!
Peru
RE: King of All - Halsey - 02-21-2017
TEF King Peru
RE: King of All - Nater - 02-21-2017
Nice one TEF.
I rather enjoy poetry.
Peru, If you ever get to Australia I'll hook you up with a Kangaroo.
RE: King of All - Halsey - 02-21-2017
(02-21-2017, 06:50 AM)Nater Wrote: Peru, If you ever get to Australia I'll hook you up with a Kangaroo.
RE: King of All - Nater - 02-25-2017
Sau, Don't be jealous.
Plenty of Kangaroos for everyone!
RE: King of All - Halsey - 02-25-2017
*sau bows down to King Peru
Nater you oz?