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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 01-02-2009

what were you doing on IRC at 4.30 AM? :+


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Cibby - 01-02-2009

Quote:[06:10] * slein has joined #LVP.vip
[06:10] * LVP sets mode: +ao slein slein
[06:20] <Cibby> omagawd
[06:20] * Michael covers Cibby's eyes.
[06:20] <Michael> Slein! Put a towel on!
[06:22] <Vinpower> lol
[06:23] <Twilight> :')



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - [BoD]GunSta - 01-02-2009

wasnt irc but i found it funny

EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): guess what
[ BoD ] $wif: shezx pregnant?
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): yes
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): :P
[ BoD ] $wif: lmao
[ BoD ] $wif: new it
[ BoD ] $wif: grats :)
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): not mine :D
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): xD
[ BoD ] $wif: ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
[ BoD ] $wif: serious?
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): yes
[ BoD ] $wif: LMFAO


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Matthias - 01-03-2009

LOL

Quote:<Nintendo> what is porned?
* Pawned (90_Percent@9C1A2483.F0AD38AA.60301238.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Munch> pawned means owned
<Munch> meaning skillfully killed
<Nintendo> How about cl[0]wned
<Munch> cl0wned is being owned by a B&A member
<Nintendo> my friend plays this server
<Nintendo> His name is [sK]Nater
<Nintendo> I kn0w him in real life
<Munch> yes i know him
<Nintendo> His at my house
<Nintendo> he said: "beethi is hawt" or something
<Munch> lol....
<Nintendo> Whos beethi
<Munch> some fat guy
<Nintendo> He said MAKA and Beethi is lervers
<XiZ> lervers?
<Munch> lol...ask him
<Nintendo> Lovers
<Nintendo> I NEED TEH ADMInEz
<Nintendo> Or meh kitty gerna asplode
<Nintendo> Oh thats it
<Nintendo> I quit LVP
<Nintendo> if a admins doesnt come soon
<XiZ> admins gonna come round yo house and gonna make u feel nice
<Nintendo> FUCK OFF



Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Nonzero - 01-03-2009

Quote:GunSta link=topic=3277.msg166349#msg166349 date=1230900466]
wasnt irc but i found it funny

EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): guess what
[ BoD ] $wif: shezx pregnant?
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): yes
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): :P
[ BoD ] $wif: lmao
[ BoD ] $wif: new it
[ BoD ] $wif: grats :)
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): not mine :D
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): xD
[ BoD ] $wif: ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
[ BoD ] $wif: serious?
EL Taco Del Loco (ηαтєя): yes
[ BoD ] $wif: LMFAO
i dont get it tbh


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Rien - 01-04-2009

[03:01:57] <03@Erin> !addfulluser Raymond
[03:01:58] <03@DaBot> Moving Raymond from the temp list to full list.
[03:01:58] <03@DaBot> 10Added 'Raymond' to the full userlist!
[03:02:01] <03@Erin> :D
[03:02:02] <03%UbuntuMaster> Thank you Erin
[03:02:02] <03%UbuntuMaster> :)
[03:02:12] <03@TEF> ...
[03:02:16] <03@TEF> You can do all of this yourself, Ubuntu
[03:02:23] <03@Erin> He knows
[03:02:26] <03%UbuntuMaster> xD
[03:02:34] <03%UbuntuMaster> But Erin doing it makes me happy.
[03:02:35] <03%UbuntuMaster> xD
[03:02:38] <03@Erin> :D
[03:02:40] <03@TEF> horny*




:')


EDIT:

[02:41:01] <03&Cibby> lol...Myke needs a big strong man










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Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Stef - 01-04-2009

What were YOU doing on IRC at 3AM on a normal saturday?!


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - XiZ - 01-04-2009

[14:21] <%[MOB]XiZ> <&AzTeC> MADDOLIS IS DED
[14:21] <%[MOB]XiZ> <&AzTeC> but his lag
[14:21] <%[MOB]XiZ> <&AzTeC> saved him
[14:21] <%[MOB]XiZ> <&DarKy> the driver was like 'FFS LAGGER'
[14:21] <%[MOB]XiZ> maddo i truly believe in your power of lag. xD
[14:29] <&[W]Maddolis> you'd be terrified if I had 60 ping
[14:33] <%[MOB]XiZ> then the driver would've killed you
[14:33] <%[MOB]XiZ> and we no longer were gonna rage @ your lag
[14:33] <&[W]Maddolis> if you think im hard with a 350 ping
[14:34] <&[W]Maddolis> then you got another thing comin when we're both at 60
[14:34] <%[MOB]XiZ> <&[W]Maddolis> if you think im hard with a 350 ping
[14:34] <%[MOB]XiZ> i always knew lag gets you hard


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - Mark - 01-04-2009

[20:38] * Cousin (java@6A882954.353AAAE.FD1C1F34.IP) has joined #gta4
[20:38] <Cousin> hey
[20:38] <Cousin> hello chatters
[20:38] <Cousin> i mean cheaters
[20:40] <Sir_Jesus> hello cock sin
[20:40] <Sir_Jesus> I mean Cousin
[20:40] <Cousin> hello
[20:40] <Cousin> atleat sum1 alive i thot u wer all dead !! im cousin ROMAN
[20:41] <Jake> Hello
[20:41] <&jllr> try typing that again except this time with 'someone', 'thought', 'you' and 'were'
[20:41] <Cousin> HAHA FUNNY ! call me il fix u up
[20:42] <&jllr> at least TRY to make it seem like you're attempting to type in english.
[20:42] <Cousin> no im an russian u see
[20:42] <&jllr> no, you're not
[20:42] <&jllr> and roman isnt even russian
[20:42] <Sir_Jesus> you mean serbian
[20:42] <Sir_Jesus> holy shit Cousin you suck at this game
[20:42] <Sir_Jesus> go play pool
[20:42] <Cousin> no im russian ROMAN !! not da serbian one
[20:43] <&jllr> .
[20:43] <Cousin> im lukin 4 British Niko
[20:44] <Cousin> u guyz r not logged in windowz live i guess :D
[20:44] <&jllr> 'lukin'?
[20:44] <&jllr> is that supposed to be 'looking'?
[20:44] <&jllr> stop typing like a retard
[20:45] <Cousin> yeah lukin datz how itz done in RUSSIA SERBIA ROMANIA
[20:45] <Sir_Jesus> [20:44:55] <&jllr> stop typing like a retard
[20:45] <Sir_Jesus> please
[20:45] * jllr sets mode: +b *!*@6A882954.353AAAE.FD1C1F34.IP
[20:45] * Cousin was kicked by jllr (jllr)
[20:48] * Roman (java@CDAEA9A9.AAAD2A59.FD1C1F34.IP) has joined #gta4
[20:48] <Roman> i will type completely this time i promise
[20:48] <Roman> hello guys

_O- _O- _O- _O-

Here comes more _O-

[19:57] * _RangeR_ (java@815A453F.728A2F42.79DB45A6.IP) has joined #gta4
[19:57] <_RangeR_> HEY GUYS!!!!
[19:57] <_RangeR_> I NEED A BIG HELP!!!!
[19:57] * _RangeR_ was kicked by Impact (Turn caps lock OFF!)
[19:57] * _RangeR_ (java@815A453F.728A2F42.79DB45A6.IP) has joined #gta4
[19:57] <_RangeR_> hey guys!
[19:57] <_RangeR_> i need a big help!
[19:58] <_RangeR_> i want to know how to restore saved games in gta4! im using a crackd version..im not rich to buy the original game
[19:58] * jllr sets mode: +b *!*@815A453F.728A2F42.79DB45A6.IP
[19:58] * _RangeR_ was kicked by jllr (you dont need to be rich to buy the fucking game)


[20:11] <DetailedMilk> Hello people!
[20:12] <&jllr> hello cow!
[20:12] <&jllr> mooooo
[20:12] <DetailedMilk> lol
[20:12] <DetailedMilk> you got an xbox 360?
[20:12] <Smiffy> yes he does
[20:12] <&jllr> no
[20:12] <Smiffy> he has 4
[20:12] * jllr sets mode: +b *!*@gtanet-B9E56359.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com
[20:12] * Smiffy was kicked by jllr (jllr)

_O- _O- _O- _O- _O- _O-
I can't stop laughing :') _O-


Re: Post your funny IRC-Quotes! - TEF - 01-04-2009

Quote:[03:51:43] * %Barry IS GONE
[03:51:49] <%Barry> :O wait
[03:51:51] <%Barry> First..
[03:51:54] <%[Raymond]> okay xD
[03:51:54] * ks56496 is now known as Michael
[03:51:56] * Barry was kicked by LVP (Go awai (TEF))
[03:51:58] <@TEF> Pwnt.
[03:52:03] * Barry (barry-klij@3040E518.48FEAB70.82469560.IP) has joined #LVP.crew
[03:52:03] * LVP sets mode: +h Barry
[03:52:03] <%[Raymond]> haha
[03:52:04] <%Barry> Wait
[03:52:04] <%[Raymond]> :+
[03:52:06] <%Barry> I want !away
[03:52:08] * Barry was kicked by LVP (!away (TEF))
[03:52:08] <+Klotebot> LVP is now leaving for (TEF).
[03:52:11] * Barry (barry-klij@3040E518.48FEAB70.82469560.IP) has joined #LVP.crew
[03:52:11] * LVP sets mode: +h Barry
[03:52:11] <@TEF> HA
[03:52:12] <@TEF> LMFAO
[03:52:14] <%Barry> Wait!
[03:52:16] <%[Raymond]> LOL!

Quote:[03:55:52] * Barry was kicked by LVP (!back (TEF))
[03:55:52] <+Klotebot> LVP is back from (TEF) after 3 minutes and 44 seconds.

_O- Klotebot is awesome.