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Re: King Of The Hill - Danny - 03-18-2008
This post isnt me getting onto the hill
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- Cave, maybe a new rule? posts have to be more than 3 lines long, or it's no fun
Just an idea
Re: King Of The Hill - Corleone - 03-18-2008
I am still alive since an admin haxzor doesnt exist, thus my army still exists.
I command my huge army of Chuck Norris to do a roundhouse kick in the face of Turkey.
Turkey is heavily injured, but not dead. He falls off the hill.
I now take place on the top of the hill.
Re: King Of The Hill - Danny - 03-19-2008
I wake up from the smell of Turkey's Black Pudding smelling farts, then cough. Donovan looked at me. I jump up and run at him. He pulls out his butterfly knife, and jabs it towards my face, but I duck at the last minute and roll to the side. I jump up, and kick him in the small of the back, taking him off guard and knocking him to teh floor. He is faking death, but I know it! "a kick in the back wouldn't kill you, moron." I say to him. "shit" he says. I pull out my knife, and plunge it into his back. He screams, blood pouring from the wound. I push down with my knife, again, and again, and again... donovan had a spasm of pain, then lay still. I look into his glassy eyes, and feel the terror of what I had just done... I had killed a man....
I scream with joyy then throw a party on top of the hill. At the end of the party, I kill all my guests.
I take my rightful place on top of the hill as queen.
(note, I will always be queen, male or female
)
Re: King Of The Hill - Corleone - 03-21-2008
My clone that I had created before my army of Chuck Norris sneaks up behind InVion.
Slowely...very slowely...then BOOM!
InVion falls to the ground, unconsionce. (What was the BOOM? We will never know heh heh)
My clone triumphs.
I now take my place on top of the hill.
Re: King Of The Hill - Danny - 03-21-2008
(03-17-2008, 02:13 AM)Cave link Wrote: Your post must start with "I ..."
(03-21-2008, 12:48 AM)Donovan_Corleone link Wrote: My clone that I had created before my army of Chuck Norris sneaks up behind InVion.
but oh well.
I wake up after half an hour, and see Donovan asleep on the hill, surrounded by 2 Chuck Norris clones. I have had a shitful of clones, so I go round to Chuck Norris's house and stab him to death, so that no one can create any more clones, since his DNA has been cleared of all the blood cells, etc etc etc... then I go back to the hill, and creep up behind the Chuck Norris clones, and slit their necks. (NO MORE FECKING CHUCK NORRIS CLONES). Then I creep up to the sleeping body of Donovan, and poke... he doesnt wake up! So I poke, and poke, and poke until I can poke no more
. Donovan is covered in bruises in all the vital pressure points, so when I wake him up, he'll not be able to move, and will be paralised for the next 34 hours, NO MATTER WHAT! I shake him awake, gently, not wanting to pump adrenaline into his body. He wakes up. "just 2 more minutes mummy". I shake again and he opens his eyes... He cant move... I roll him down the hill into the piranha river, and he gets eaten alive :d.I take my place on top of the hill as queen.
Re: King Of The Hill - Chris5170xD - 03-22-2008
I bring out a minigun i broke off from an strangely placed hunter. I suddenly shoot Invion and the piranas, pull donvan out and throw him ontop of the hill-He takes his place on top of the hill..
Re: King Of The Hill - Danny - 03-22-2008
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lol?