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Re: Jokes! - _Sven_ - 11-01-2007
(11-01-2007, 01:48 AM)ks56496 link Wrote: What happens when you gve George Bush Viagra?
He gets taller...
Hahahah
Re: Jokes! - Plugy - 11-01-2007
1.....
Spinster’s will was read after her funeral and she wanted the following on her tombstone: â€Born as a virgin…Lived as a virgin…Died as a virgin.“ The monumental mason thought the wording was too long and shortened it to have the same meaning: â€Returned unopened“.
2....
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck upwards.
3....
As I grow older my body becomes like an old motorcar: every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
4....
What makes: â€Ooooooo“?
An Cow without lips.
Re: Jokes! - Richard - 11-01-2007
(11-01-2007, 06:07 PM)plugsttzzx link Wrote: 1.....
Spinster’s will was read after her funeral and she wanted the following on her tombstone: â€Born as a virgin…Lived as a virgin…Died as a virgin.“ The monumental mason thought the wording was too long and shortened it to have the same meaning: â€Returned unopened“.
2....
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck upwards.
Re: Jokes! - Felle - 11-01-2007
Let's continue with the blonde jokes
* A blonde came into a hairdresser to get a haircut. To be able to cut her hair the hairdresser had to take off the blondes earphones which she had on. When the hairdresser was done she discovered the blonde was dead.
She took on the earphones and listened.."breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out.."
* A well dressed man and a hippie with coloured hair sat opposite each other on a train.
The man: "you don't think we could be relatives?"
The hippie: "no, why would you think that?"
The man: "I fucked a parrot when I was younger, was thinking you might be my son.."
And to round up with, here's a pretty nice comic
![[Image: 809904006-0_thumb.jpg]](http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/kmsklinar/809904006-0_thumb.jpg)
Re: Jokes! - Plugy - 11-01-2007
Felle, good ones special one
Re: Jokes! - Dr_Dante - 11-14-2007
i wil post some soon
Re: Jokes! - KRiiSSY - 11-14-2007
lmfao, "whatcha doin' tonight?"
Re: Jokes! - Dr_Dante - 11-14-2007
A couple had an argument about sex and at the dinner table started shouting abuse at each other. Then the husband shouted at his wife "when you die im going to get you a headstone that says here lies my wife cold as ever". To this the wife replied "oh yer, well when you die im going to get you a headstone that says here lies my husband stiff at last".
haha
more 2morro
Re: Jokes! - Chris5170xD - 11-15-2007
-,- i didn't get it.
Re: Jokes! - Dr_Dante - 11-15-2007
u serious?