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Re: Jokes! - tomozj - 10-27-2007
ROFL BlackTig3r!!
Re: Jokes! - Maka - 10-27-2007
PWNT
Re: Jokes! - _Sven_ - 10-27-2007
(10-27-2007, 12:42 PM)BlackTig3r link Wrote: 3 guys are going to the paradise (after you die)The funiest part
The angel asks the first:
"How many times have you been unfaithful to your wife?"
the guy answers: "hooo! many times! realy many times!"
The angels says: "ho bad!" and he gives the guy very old, slow, and dirty car to this man.
The man goes to the paradise with the shitty car...
On going to the paradise, the 3rd guy sees a woman on the road, going to the paradise on a bicycle...
he gets closer to her and says: OMG! my wife !!!
Re: Jokes! - Turkey - 10-27-2007
zuahhahahahhahahahahahhahahah unfaithful wife
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Re: Jokes! - Richard - 10-28-2007
LOL
Re: Jokes! - Agent - 10-28-2007
wahahahaha STRONG one rofl
)Re: Jokes! - Felle - 10-29-2007
Hah they're all hilarious
alright I got one aswell:
A meeting in the monastery:
Abbess: "I found a condom in the monastery yesterday"
99 nuns: "Oh no!"
Sister Beatrice: "Hihi"
Abbess: "The condom was used"
99 nuns: "Oh no!"
Sister Beatrice: "Hihi"
Abbess: "It was a hole in the condom"
99 nuns: "Hihi"
Sister Beatrice: "Oh no!"
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Re: Jokes! - Maka - 10-29-2007
And Tha Sister got pwned
Re: Jokes! - Agent - 10-29-2007
Rofl nice one
Re: Jokes! - Felle - 10-29-2007
Well I'm gonna post some more tomorrow or maybe in 2 days
Thing is they might loose some point when I translate 'em from Swedish to English
