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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - Nater - 12-11-2011
World of Warcraft: Chuck Norris - Commercial
^Chuck Norris approves of WoW
Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - PigBenis - 12-11-2011
Lol! I saw him in some workout studio advertisement channel.. He's old as fuck.
Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - Nater - 12-11-2011
(12-11-2011, 05:40 AM)Matt. link Wrote: Lol! I saw him in some workout studio advertisement channel.. He's old as fuck.His not old as fuck his only 71
Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - [Dx]SuicidalSpree - 12-12-2011
no no Chuck is 710 years old because Death is too scared to tell Chuck that his time is up
Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - Carbon - 12-12-2011
chucks wife ate a cake which she bake, because chuck was late to the date
Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - [NB]Zaibatsu - 12-12-2011
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Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - Chris[TW] - 12-12-2011
I made this, don't know if it is funny
"Chuck Norris riding a horse
but in soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still riding a horse!"
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he's watching you...
Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - Nater - 12-13-2011
Quote: link=topic=29832.msg410821#msg410821 date=1323718301].....ShitÂ
I made this, don't know if it is funny
"Chuck Norris riding a horse
but in soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still riding a horse!"
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he's watching you...
Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - PigBenis - 12-13-2011
Quote: link=topic=29832.msg410821#msg410821 date=1323718301]I think the horse is riding him.. If ya know what I mean
I made this, don't know if it is funny
"Chuck Norris riding a horse
but in soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still riding a horse!"
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he's watching you...
Re: Favorite Chuck Norris jokes! - LE7ELS - 12-25-2011
I'll give it a try:
Chuck Norris doesnt steal honey - hes munching beesÂ
