Quote:We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war. We achieve victory by the art of war, victory is won through strategy, strategy is derived from the art of peace.

Quote:Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!
Jack Burton: Ol' Jack always says... what the hell?

Quote:When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Quote:God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war...our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't! And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Quote:Say hello to my little friend

Quote:"Science is all metaphor."

Quote:Life may be a battlefield but goddammit I'm running in guns loaded, ready to kill any fucker who gets in my way.

Quote:Whoever said "love conquers all" was an idiot.

Quote:Intelligence is only measured by the guy who's holding the bigger stick.