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Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - [SWK]Nemesis - 09-21-2009
The second one was so crap
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Hitman - 09-21-2009
come on guys, lets not turn this thread into a bullshit 0815 joke shit, just post jokes that are actually EXTREMELY funny, not that one X and one Y and one Z meet together shit, there's like 12309219321902 of them already.
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - [SWK]Nemesis - 09-21-2009
Why did the chicken cross the road.
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Munch - 09-21-2009
(09-21-2009, 03:35 PM)Hitman link Wrote: come on guys, lets not turn this thread into a bullshit 0815 joke shit, just post jokes that are actually EXTREMELY funny, not that one X and one Y and one Z meet together shit, there's like 12309219321902 of them already.
Yeah, don't give this topic the same fate as the IRC Quote topic (Started out really funny then just.....died)
Quote:Nemesis link=topic=21771.msg258514#msg258514 date=1253543934]
Why did the chicken cross the road.
You came 'round the corner?
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - XiZ - 09-21-2009
Quote:Nemesis link=topic=21771.msg258514#msg258514 date=1253543934]Family guy - Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road.
THAT'S YOUR ANSWER RIGHT THERE.
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - OmfgUrANoob - 09-22-2009
Yep
The problem with this thread is that when you post good jokes its hard to avoid someone being offended. I
know alot of jokes which are kind of harsh or racist. I am not though, I just tell them for laughs. But I don't think I want a forum ban so I will not post them.
Since most players on LVP are guys I think I can post this one.
For the girls
... Don't be offended 
Q: 'What are the similarities between a girl and a bowlingball?'
A: 'You put your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, but they keep coming back...'
Goodluck keeping this topic alive...
Dafydd
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - [SWK]Nemesis - 09-22-2009
I know the funniest racist joke, but i can't say it, even though i've posted two, they weren't that bad at all, this joke is probably the harshest joke ive ever heard, so if anyone wants it > pm
ps - its only bout 2 lines
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Nudie - 09-22-2009
Quote:Nemesis link=topic=21771.msg258659#msg258659 date=1253602867]PM!!!!! PM!!!!!!!!
I know the funniest racist joke, but i can't say it, even though i've posted two, they weren't that bad at all, this joke is probably the harshest joke ive ever heard, so if anyone wants it > pm
ps - its only bout 2 lines
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - ReLoaded - 09-22-2009
PM meh
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - HaZe - 09-22-2009
(09-22-2009, 07:02 AM)OmfgUrANoob link Wrote: Q: 'What are the similarities between a girl and a bowlingball?'Hahaha excellent one.
A: 'You put your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, but they keep coming back...'
George wasn't feeling too good. He felt worn out.
"How's your sex life?" asked the doctor.
"Every Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday, never fail", said George.
"Why not cut out Sunday?", suggested the doctor.
"I can't do that. It's the only day I'm home."