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Re: Yo momma - Leski - 05-04-2008
Yo momma is so fat. Its easier to jump over her then bypass her xD
Re: Yo momma - Lodewijk - 05-04-2008
Your momma is so shemale she tought maddolis was thin.
Re: Yo momma - Leski - 05-04-2008
(05-04-2008, 04:06 PM)Greyfox link Wrote: Your momma is so shemale she tought maddolis was thin.lmao nice one
Re: Yo momma - ChAotiC - 05-04-2008
(05-04-2008, 04:06 PM)Greyfox link Wrote: Your momma is so shemale she tought maddolis was thin.
(05-04-2008, 07:12 AM)Maddolis link Wrote: Your momma made some cookies, I ate the cookies and they tasted bad.
Bu-dum ttssshhhhhh
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Re: Yo momma - Danny - 05-04-2008
(05-04-2008, 09:06 PM)ChAotiC link Wrote:
You have no taste for talent.
That was an award winning joke.
Re: Yo momma - Fletcher4256 - 05-04-2008
Your mum is so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket and died of hunger.
Your mum is so dumb, she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.
Your mum is so ugly, she wen't to a ugly competition and the manager said: 'sorry, no professionals'.
Your mum is so fat, when she wen't to McDonalds, they had to restock the whole menu.
These ones are my own
Re: Yo momma - Chris5170xD - 05-05-2008
(05-04-2008, 10:13 PM)Fletcher link Wrote: Your mum is so ugly, she wen't to a ugly competition and the manager said: 'sorry, no professionals'.Orly? My friends at school have known that since like 3rd grade.. lies.
These ones are my own
That's not your own!
Re: Yo momma - Fletcher4256 - 05-05-2008
I know
Re: Yo momma - HoogerBooger - 05-05-2008
IDmad: "Hey Maddolis, what's my ID?"
Maddolis: "It's mad lol"
IDmad: "Your momma is mad lol"
Your best friend,
HoogerBooger.
Re: Yo momma - Leski - 05-05-2008
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo Momma's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
Yo Momma's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
Your momma's so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my
Yo your moma's so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.