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Re: MsnBot - SiX - 01-20-2008
This isn't an MSN bot, but its still a smart chatting bot.
Click here to chat with God.
Re: MsnBot - Dr_Dante - 01-20-2008
My first convo with god
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
sos your face
God:
Nice to meet you, sos your face.
Me:
how dare you?
God:
What is it to you.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
ha ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, sos your face.
Me:
stop that
God:
" I am so glad you find this amusing, sos your face."? Stop it.
Me:
will you stop being so annoying my name is dante
God:
Hmm. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
dante
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no
God:
None?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well believe it
God:
Well that's okay. "it" being dante?
Me:
no it being the fact that i am a lonely human that have no idea of the outside world and therefore have no gossip to tell you
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
stop trying to be clever
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
if u were the real god you wouldnt be saying that
God:
I will let you know when I become a the real god me would not be saying that.
Me:
fake!!!!
He didnt reply for so long i closed the web page
i defeated god!!!!
go to:
http://www.jabberwacky.com/george
this was my convo with him:
(George)I'm not like all the rest.
(me)sup?
(george)I'm reaL gangsta.
another one with another interactive avatar:
(joan)You told me to say whatever I thought of. And how do you know I'm not black?
(me)what?
(joan)You know that your favourite films are horrors?
Re: MsnBot - Richard - 01-20-2008
God conversation:
Code:
Me:
sup nigga'
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
chill
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
ofc
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
you asked me, nabcake.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you nabcake. What did you say?
Me:
ya' calling me nabcake eh?!
God:
Are you Canadian? This was not a yes or no question. I never call you nabcake, that would be impolite.
Me:
I ain't.
God:
Thanks for the information: said ain t.
Me:
stfu?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
It's God.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Doh.
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
Stfu will ya'
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Your ugly, end of.
God:
You think I am ugly end of.
Me:
I ain't end of, k? And, yes, I do.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not end of k. Really.
Me:
Right, stfu now.
God:
Oh. Understood. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
k
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gosh.
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
Tard.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Gay.
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
o rly?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Seems so.
God:
Are we still talking about rly?
Me:
You're dumb.
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
You think ya' smart boy?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
Aight.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Since?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Aight. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ALICE sucked my dick once.
God:
That's me. I've lost the context, . Are we still on Since?
Me:
Ah fuck, was that you?!
God:
So you understand. Good. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Uhu.
Edit: lol:
Code:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
noAre you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
noAre you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
noRe: MsnBot - theInfamous - 01-20-2008
George conversation:
Quote:George: What is your name?
User: My name is Jabber Wacky.
George: Hello.
User: Hi.
George: How are you feeling?
User: I'm good.. What's up with you.
George: Nothing.
User: Lol.
George: You're pretty happy aren't you!
User: Fo'shizzle nigga!
George: Don't be rude!
User: Shut up man.
George: Only when I'm ready.
User: You shut up when I tell you to shut ok. Got that?
George: Where are you from?
User: I'm from Mars.
George: I didn't know there was life on Mars.
User: Well, there is.
George: How does the book translate to screen, I'm not sure I can imagine it.
User: What the fuck are you talking?
George: Never mind, it is truly not important to our conversation, and I would rather not distract you.
User: Ok cool.
George: Tell me something.
User: Are you desperate.
George: Thanks, I can't make any promises.
User: Shut the fuck up..
George: I'll talk how I like.
User: Where're you form.
George: Mars.
User: Nice.
George: You really think so?
User: Yeah, I'm also from Mars.
George: Really, what part ?
User: Westside, nigga.
George: Time flies like an arrow.
User: Time flies liek a dildo.
George: Funny.
User: Have you ever used a dildo.
George: Is that an invitation?
User: Yes.
George: I haven't worked my way up to fries yet, I'm still just mopping the floor.
Quote:User: Have you ever done it with a chick?
George: Done what ?
User: You know, f'd her.
George: Do you gentlemen like coffee?
User: Wtf.. you suck..
Re: MsnBot - [NB]ExPloiTeD - 01-20-2008
Me:
hi all and fuck u
God:
Hi there . How do you know?
Me:
why u gay ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
EPIC LULZ!11
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
2girls 1 cup
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
si si its niceeeeeee
God:
Ahem. Pardon me? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
na na na u gay
God:
I didn't think so. I didn't think so. I didn't think so. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
oh u mad cuz im stylin on u b ?
God:
Gosh! Thanks for the information: said I mad cuz im stylin on you b.
Me:
aqaqaqaqa IM THE REAL GOD
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a woman who would satisfy me everyday
God:
Maybe you should try one of the "adult" s.
Me:
))
Re: MsnBot - FarePak - 01-20-2008
Chatting with godbot ... hes dull
Me:
Do you know jesus?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
he is?
God:
Who said he is.
Me:
you
God:
" Who said he is."? Me, ?
Me:
Yes you
God:
OK.
Re: MsnBot - zeeuwse_boer - 01-20-2008
Do you guys have real friends
a bod that you can teach bad words is cool
Re: MsnBot - _Sven_ - 01-20-2008
Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Dildo
God:
OK I will call you Dildo.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes u can
God:
How can I help you? I think I can, don't you?
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
bhot
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no im whore
God:
What is your profession? Why are you whore.
Me:
cause i like it!
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you like about whore?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yeah
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Mosh?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
u cant?
God:
Interesting gossip: Dildo said I cant.
Me:
ffs
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
serious?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
fuck off !!
God:
Can't you be more polite? :-).
Me:
ffs fagott
God:
:-) Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Nobody
God:
":-) Are you a man or a woman?"? Really nobody?
Me:
yeah
God:
:-) Dude!
Me:
Lesbi?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
God:
:-).
Me:
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
serious?
God:
Are we still talking about D?
Me:
D?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Re: MsnBot - KRiiSSY - 01-20-2008
Quote:ExPloiTeD link=topic=5791.msg67531#msg67531 date=1200846092]
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
2girls 1 cup
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
LMFAO
Re: MsnBot - Ben - 01-20-2008
(01-20-2008, 03:20 AM)SNIP3R link Wrote: This isn't an MSN bot, but its still a smart chatting bot.Here.
Click here to chat with God.