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Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - b00m - 12-22-2007
(12-21-2007, 09:51 PM)TRaven link Wrote: >_> new trailer came out . . . NEW TRAILER MAN!!!!!!!!!!
[me=TRaven]goes into convulsions.[/me]
A trailer was released in 1998 and 2001 as well, I still don't see a game. Sorry if I'm being pessimistic.
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - Lynexon - 12-22-2007
don't blame ya. But i have hope. what is the point in life if you don't hope for or expect anything
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - Fry - 12-23-2007
(12-22-2007, 07:56 PM)Lynexon link Wrote: don't blame ya. But i have hope. what is the point in life if you don't hope for or expect anythingQuote with a quote.
Quote:Life is like a box of chocolates -- you never know what you're going to getVery profound
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - Lynexon - 12-23-2007
lol
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - HaZe - 12-23-2007
"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck"
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - TRaven - 02-07-2008
Duke Nukem Forever for 2008?
http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2008/02/07/duke_nukem_forever_for_2008_/1
Woo!
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - Lynexon - 02-08-2008
if true, 2 words. Hellz Yeah.
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - Deaken - 02-12-2008
"What are we waiting for? Christmas?"
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - Burken - 02-12-2008
* Yeah, piece of cake!
* Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
* I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
* I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire...
* I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
* It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
* It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!
* My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
* Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
* You're an inspiration for birth control.
* Cooool!
* See you in hell!
* Shake it baby! You wanna dance?
* I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
* I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
* [After the player has stand still for some time] What you're waitin' for? Christmas?
* Hail to the king baby!
* Let God sort 'em out!
* [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
* [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I'm looking good!
* Suck it down!
* Now THAT's gonna leave a scar!
* Damn, those alien bastards gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
* [checking out office computer playing duke3d] Get back to work you slacker!
* Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
* Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
* [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
* [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
* Damn, you're ugly.
* Who wants some?
* Come get some!
* It's my way or the....Hell it's my way!
* I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
* [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade] I've got balls of steel.
* Die, you son of a bitch!
* Your face, your ass, whats the difference?
* Blow it out your ass!
Re: (random)Duke Nukem quotes - [FIN]SirAuron - 02-12-2008
(02-12-2008, 05:35 PM)Burken link Wrote: * I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
(02-12-2008, 05:35 PM)Burken link Wrote: dab on your ass!
(02-12-2008, 05:35 PM)Burken link Wrote: dabI rest my case
Some of those were damn funny tho 