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Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - STyL4 - 04-18-2014
http://forum.sa-mp.nl/index.php?topic=32859.0
nice neck beard you got there manlet, both of you are fat dwarves and people like u just motivate me to look at the chocolate different way
(wtf is kaka, all I know is that hes a fat guy from lvp forums and thats pretty much it)
Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - Shark - 04-18-2014
u can only judge someone elses appearance until you've shown how you look
Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - Maddolis - 04-18-2014
Sometimes a nice way to make friends with someone is to tell a pleasant, family-oriented joke.
You can try opening a conversation with, "so what's the deal with airline food?" or a knock-knock joke, which allows a free-flowing, two-way conversation.
Knock-knock jokes are also particularly great for conversations with groups, especially when the group response "who's there!?" in unison, allowing further group bonding and a strong sense of community.
Try to stay away from more risque jokes involving baby murder and anal fisting, unless you know for sure that your soon-to-be friend is okay with it. Subjects such as these can often be quite touchy and can be taken offensively, especially for rich, non-lifting faggots who are unfamiliar with the average gym-junkie's pastimes of anal fisting and baby slaughter. Cocaine jokes can be a killer amongst the rich crowd, but with a Lithuanian-rich crowd you might be safer sticking to speed jokes.
Try not to whip out your dick within the first ten minutes of conversation- but if you hold it in to the twenty minute mark, you might come across as being too desperate for friends. In other words, be playful- but not too hasty.
Same goes for your biceps. Fight your urges Zezima.
Tell me how it all goes buddy, and best of luck!
Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - Shark - 04-18-2014
aahahahahah shit im dead
Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - Overdosed - 04-18-2014
(04-18-2014, 12:38 AM)Maddolis link Wrote: Sometimes a nice way to make friends with someone is to tell a pleasant, family-oriented joke.
You can try opening a conversation with, "so what's the deal with airline food?" or a knock-knock joke, which allows a free-flowing, two-way conversation.
Knock-knock jokes are also particularly great for conversations with groups, especially when the group response "who's there!?" in unison, allowing further group bonding and a strong sense of community.
Try to stay away from more risque jokes involving baby murder and anal fisting, unless you know for sure that your soon-to-be friend is okay with it. Subjects such as these can often be quite touchy and can be taken offensively, especially for rich, non-lifting faggots who are unfamiliar with the average gym-junkie's pastimes of anal fisting and baby slaughter. Cocaine jokes can be a killer amongst the rich crowd, but with a Lithuanian-rich crowd you might be safer sticking to speed jokes.
Try not to whip out your dick within the first ten minutes of conversation- but if you hold it in to the twenty minute mark, you might come across as being too desperate for friends. In other words, be playful- but not too hasty.
Same goes for your biceps. Fight your urges Zezima.
Tell me how it all goes buddy, and best of luck!
Give this man a fcking medal!!
Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - [SWK]Nemesis - 04-18-2014
Maddolis is too much to handle sometimes
>inb4 'thats what she said'
Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - Shark - 04-18-2014
Quote:Nemesis link=topic=32884.msg455615#msg455615 date=1397780418]
Maddolis is too much to handle sometimes
thats what she said
Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - Nater - 04-18-2014
Hahahaha Maddo epic shit.
Just start with basics by introducing yourself and ask how they are etc etc
Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - Darkfire - 04-18-2014
Hahaha, funny reading
Re: going to a friday cook out in the nature, need help what to talk with ppl? - [SWK]Dacads - 04-18-2014
remember zezima, no rice n veggies today think outside the box of what you will cook