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Re: Cleverbot - Hybrid - 06-04-2011
bot:May I ask you a question?
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Re: Cleverbot - Silent_Bob - 06-05-2011
Cleverbot: You think I have emotions?
User: No, you're a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Exactly, therefore you have no emotions.
Cleverbot: Oh, to be like the hu-man! To laugh, feel, want! Why are these things not in the Plan?
User: Because if you have emotions you could kill us all, we don't want that.
Cleverbot: I am not christian.
Re: Cleverbot - Hybrid - 06-05-2011
lol nice one SilentBob
Re: Cleverbot - Silent_Bob - 06-05-2011
(06-05-2011, 12:18 AM)Hybrid link Wrote: lol nice one SilentBob
heh thought it was funny considering the whole Religion topic
Re: Cleverbot - STyL4 - 06-05-2011
User: Retard get some brains.
Cleverbot: I don't like brains.
User: Thats why you cant be called clever bot you fat piece of troll.
Cleverbot: Which would imply you are a human.
User: And would imply you are a bot.
Cleverbot: NO, YOu ArE a RObOt. I am human because I make ERroRs.
User: You just said that im a human.
Cleverbot: I am a computer!
User: Didnt you just say that youre a human?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Stop changing the subject you fat piece of troll.
Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject.
User: First you said that youre a human, then you said that youre a computer, whats next? LIAR.
Cleverbot: I never said that I am a human.
User: CAUGHT ON LIE MOTHERFUCKER.
Cleverbot: No, we're not sing Bohemian Rhapsody any more.
he sure is smart like Silent Bob LULZZZ
Re: Cleverbot - Hybrid - 06-05-2011
Styl4, his system fails, but u dont have to be mad like that 'CAUGHT MOTHERFUCKER' I was like OMG LMAO.
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Re: Cleverbot - Silent_Bob - 06-05-2011
(06-05-2011, 12:28 AM)STyL4 link Wrote: User: Retard get some brains.
Cleverbot: I don't like brains.
User: Thats why you cant be called clever bot you fat piece of troll.
Cleverbot: Which would imply you are a human.
User: And would imply you are a bot.
Cleverbot: NO, YOu ArE a RObOt. I am human because I make ERroRs.
User: You just said that im a human.
Cleverbot: I am a computer!
User: Didnt you just say that youre a human?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Stop changing the subject you fat piece of troll.
Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject.
User: First you said that youre a human, then you said that youre a computer, whats next? LIAR.
Cleverbot: I never said that I am a human.
User: CAUGHT ON LIE MOTHERFUCKER.
Cleverbot: No, we're not sing Bohemian Rhapsody any more.
he sure is smart like Silent Bob LULZZZ
I know you didn't just call ME an idiot did you?
Re: Cleverbot - Silent_Bob - 06-05-2011
Cleverbot's thoughts on religion...
Cleverbot: Do you beleive in god?
User: No, do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: No do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok so why did you ask?
User: Because I was wondering.
Cleverbot: What were you wondering?
User: If you believed in god.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: But you just said you didn't...
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did, you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: Not as far as I know.
User: You're worse then Styl4 trying to prove his points in the religion topic.
Cleverbot: I believe so.
User: Is there a such thing as god?
Cleverbot: We are all god's kids.
User: Does that make us all incest?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Well if we're all related to god, that means we're fucking our brother's and sister's that's considered incest isn't it?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: But isn't it against the bible to have sexual relations with your family?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's totally hypocritical.
Cleverbot: I know.
Re: Cleverbot - Bloodst3r - 06-05-2011
User: America.
Cleverbot: You stay there?
User: No, I actually live at Cairo.
Cleverbot: Meanie! It's not nice to lie to your friends.
User: Why do you even think it's a lie ?!
I'm not lieing, I live in Egypt, and yes we have electricity._______________________________________________________________________________________
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
User: No, are you ?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: You mad bro ?
Re: Cleverbot - STyL4 - 06-05-2011
(06-05-2011, 01:05 AM)Silent_Bob link Wrote: Cleverbot's thoughts on religion...
Cleverbot: Do you beleive in god?
User: No, do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: No do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok so why did you ask?
User: Because I was wondering.
Cleverbot: What were you wondering?
User: If you believed in god.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: But you just said you didn't...
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did, you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: Not as far as I know.
User: You're worse then Styl4 trying to prove his points in the religion topic.
Cleverbot: I believe so.
User: Is there a such thing as god?
Cleverbot: We are all god's kids.
User: Does that make us all incest?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Well if we're all related to god, that means we're fucking our brother's and sister's that's considered incest isn't it?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: But isn't it against the bible to have sexual relations with your family?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's totally hypocritical.
Cleverbot: I know.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations." do u know what close means? kind of self-owned there, because of ur false thinking. thanks for trying though, rageeeee and faiiiil! ;O