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Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - [SWK]Nemesis - 09-19-2009
Theres 3 men in an office;
A English man
A Japanese man
A Pakistani man
There working as usual until the japanese man gets really pissed off because his laptop is freezing, so he throws it out the window.
The Pakistani man asks: "Why did you do that?"
He replies: "Its fine, We have alot of them in our country"
So the Pakistani man throws out his beef potato curry and says: "We have alot of those in our country"
And then the English man throws the pakistani man out the window and says: "We have alot of those in our country"
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Munch - 09-19-2009
Quote:Nemesis link=topic=21771.msg257895#msg257895 date=1253391444]
Theres 3 men in an office;
A English man
A Japanese man
A Pakistani man
There working as usual until the japanese man gets really pissed off because his laptop is freezing, so he throws it out the window.
The Pakistani man asks: "Why did you do that?"
He replies: "Its fine, We have alot of them in our country"
So the Pakistani man throws out his beef potato curry and says: "We have alot of those in our country"
And then the English man throws the pakistani man out the window and says: "We have alot of those in our country"
Lol now THAT is the best joke I've ever heard
Well maybe except for that one in the Quote topic about the guy being the next Hitler.
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - HaZe - 09-19-2009
Quote:Nemesis link=topic=21771.msg257895#msg257895 date=1253391444]ah i've heard that joke in a non-European fashion
Theres 3 men in an office;
A English man
A Japanese man
A Pakistani man
There working as usual until the japanese man gets really pissed off because his laptop is freezing, so he throws it out the window.
The Pakistani man asks: "Why did you do that?"
He replies: "Its fine, We have alot of them in our country"
So the Pakistani man throws out his beef potato curry and says: "We have alot of those in our country"
And then the English man throws the pakistani man out the window and says: "We have alot of those in our country"
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - [SWK]Nemesis - 09-19-2009
lol yea theres alot of pakistani hate ones, don't shoot the messenger admins!
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Theres a plane which is carrying the pope across country, with a school boy, and an indian man, all of a sudden the plane runs out of fuel and begins to fall, the pilot jumps with his parachute, leaving only two left
The pope hands a parachute to the indian, and the indian jumps out
The schoolboy then says
"you take the last parachute, your alot more important then i am"
And the pope says
"Don't worry i gave the indian your schoolbag"
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Munch - 09-19-2009
Lol
I wouldn't be surprised if them two posts would get deleted
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Strika - 09-19-2009
lmfao, theyre still jokes, for a laugh not in favour of racism
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Hitman - 09-20-2009
@crazy_thing all stolen from the Best Of of Sickipedia
Statistically 9/11 americans dont get this joke.
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - tumitama - 09-20-2009
(09-19-2009, 05:57 PM)HaZe link Wrote: So a father and his 3 daughters are walking together in a forest
His first daughter Rose asks "Daddy why did you name me Rose?"
The dad says "because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head"
The second daughter Daisy asks "Daddy why did you name me Daisy?"
The dad says "because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head"
The third daughter goes DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRARR
The dad yells "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!
Nice one,
So, what did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?
You gonna eat that.(Not the best joke ever, but I thought it was kind of funny.)
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - OmfgUrANoob - 09-21-2009
An old lady calls her doctor on saturday evening and she sound very panic:
'Doctor help me, my husband is in the hottub and he is having a 'Parkinson attack'!
'Help me!'
'Help me!'
'What can I do?'; she says....
And the doctor on the other end of the phone goes; 'throw in the dirty laundry'
Re: Funniest Joke I Have Ever Heard - Danny - 09-21-2009
A red indian family are sitting in a tent talking, when the youngest asks the father:
'Father, where did you get my name?'
To which the father replies
'It is custom to name your sons and daughters after the first thing we see after your birth.
Which is also where your brother, raging-buffalo, and your sister, yellow flower got their names. But why do you ask, dog-shit?'
The pope is on a business meeting to Washington, but before they arrive at the White House, he asks his limo driver to take him on a little sight-seeing tour. About halfway there, the pope gets bored, and asks the driver if he can drive for a bit. The driver agrees, and gets in the back, while the pope settles himself infront of the wheel. He speeds off at much over the speed limit, and it's not long till he gets stopped by the police. When the policeman returns to his car, his partners asks who was in the limo.
'I don't know, but he must be important...' replies the policeman. 'His driver is the pope!'