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Re: Funny Omegle quotes - TEF - 07-05-2009 (07-03-2009, 11:23 PM)Erin link Wrote: Connecting to server...Hell yes! Quote:Just a small town girl I love Journey. Re: Funny Omegle quotes - Rien - 07-05-2009 Stranger: hi, asl? im 17.m,,,horny and got cam You: Spy sappin' my dispenser! You: I'm 19/f/medic Stranger: lol kool You: wanna feel my syringe gun? Stranger: ok You: awesome You: /me shoots You: /me gains +3 health Stranger: lol koo Re: Funny Omegle quotes - Erin - 07-14-2009 Thought I would revive this topic. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hiiii :] You: Hello! You: How are you kind sir Stranger: whats your namee :] Stranger: im not a 'sir' im a girl! You: Hax You: You can't be a girl! You: ![]() Stranger: whyyy?!!?!?!! You: They don't exist on the internet You: ![]() Stranger: why :[ im a non exsistant girl? You: Where do you buy your bras at then Stranger: aerie :] Stranger: theyre prettty. i get the audrey ones cause thats my naame! You: I guess you are a girl then You: But what's your cup size Stranger: B whyy? You: That's the number You: ![]() You: Not the size Stranger: ope.lmfaao. i think 33. i haavent looked in a while..? haha You: Sigh You: How can you give out your cup size like that You: >.> You: No real girl would do that Stranger: thanks wow. Stranger: i guesss im not a real girl then? id send you my pic but you could be a 40 yr old creeeeper! You: You're probably some old guy pretending to be a girl You: Because last time I checked girls don't give out their cup sizes Stranger: yur prob somee 60 yr old guy! You: Go awai fake girl Stranger: why donttttt youuu bitttttccch :] You: How about you fake girl Stranger: ughhh stop caaaaaallllllling meeeeeeee thaatttttttttttttttttt You: And work on your girl impersonating skills ![]() Stranger: seriously this is funnnnny bc idc if you believe me or not, but i am a girl and you callling me a guy, kinda hurts Stranger: not gonna liee You: You're a guy it's freaking obvious You: No girl gives out their cup size because it's private/personal You: Unless you are a hooker or something Stranger: STOPP! its not like you can see em anyway Stranger: so whyy would it maaattter thaat i did Stranger: n whyy would you ask me? creeeper You: I asked you to see if you are a real girl or not You: But you failed Stranger: you FAiL You: You did pal Stranger: F+ Stranger: and im not a paaal! dammmn u Stranger: yur a gaaay ass loser if you think every person on heere is a guy. bc most of us arent guy [like me] and yur gonna be hated just like i haate you if you keep caalling girls duded Stranger: *dudes You: If you were smart you would realize I'm a girl You: But you are too busy trying to convince me that you're a girl Stranger: sure you aree You: Said the fake girl giving out their cup size ![]() Stranger: well your kinda aacting like a guy You: And you're acting like an idiot Stranger: why would you ask a girl the cupsizee? You: But you don't see me complaining Stranger: actually yeah i do sluttt You: lol you're the slut Stranger: go fina a reall job Stranger: thaanks ik You: For giving out a cup size Stranger: but i dont need youu to tell me thaat Your conversational partner has disconnected. Re: Funny Omegle quotes - Rien - 07-14-2009 (07-14-2009, 06:06 PM)Erin link Wrote: You: They don't exist on the internet FAKE FAKE FAKE Re: Funny Omegle quotes - Erin - 07-14-2009 (07-14-2009, 06:11 PM)Twilight link Wrote: FAKE FAKE FAKE I'm a top secret agent though.
Re: Funny Omegle quotes - Rien - 07-14-2009 Stranger: hey Stranger: is that you jack ? You: Hello thar You: probably not You: is that you Bob? Stranger: damn i thought it's you ! Stranger: anyway Stranger: if you're jack Stranger: i just wanna tell you that mom removed her back hair !! You: finally You: I was getting sick of looking at that hairy back all the time Your conversational partner has disconnected. I iz troll
Re: Funny Omegle quotes - Danny - 07-15-2009 Some people have no respect ![]() Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hi Stranger: ni hao You: You're chinese? Stranger: yes You: Cool Stranger: thanhs Stranger: thanks You: Well cool You: we can talk in chinese then Stranger: 日了 Stranger: 哈哈 You: 所有网页 You: 有网简体中页中国的网页 Stranger: 啊? You: 有页文页网页?? Stranger: 你哪的? You: 有网网页简中中国!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: 看不懂哦 You: 有网文网 页简体中网中国 网页有 页中国的网页 有网页中文网简体中文的网页... You: ... Stranger: 你是哪里人? You: >;O You: NO U You have disconnected. Re: Funny Omegle quotes - FarePak - 07-15-2009 pokgai dan Re: Funny Omegle quotes - Cyrix404 - 10-13-2009 Quote:Omegle conversation logThat joke actually made me chuckle a bit
Re: Funny Omegle quotes - tomozj - 10-13-2009 Quote:You: Wanna hear a joke?
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