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Yo momma - Chris5170xD - 05-03-2008
Yo momma jokes.
Post em.
(this is not meant to anyone, jsut a joke)
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought i could make a yo momma joke!
Yo momma i ssoo stupid, she brought a wood plank to the movie SAW!
Yo momma is sooooooooo fat, she got on the scale and it dialed my phone number!
Yo momma so fat, she got on a scale and it said 'To be continued...'
Re: Yo momma - Corleone - 05-03-2008
omg! Old school jokes ftw!
Your so ugly, that you mama got an apology letter from the condom factory!
Yo mamma so poor, I saw a guy walking down the selling popcicles saying 'FREE SAMPLES', she said 'Sorry, cant afford it'
Yo mamma so poor, whenever the doorbell rings, she sticks her head out the window and screams 'DING DONG!'
Re: Yo momma - Maddolis - 05-03-2008
Yo momma so smart, she didn't want you to make this thread.
Buuuuurrrn.
Re: Yo momma - Synyst3r - 05-03-2008
Yo momma's so fat, that when she walked past the TV, you missed the whole episode!
Re: Yo momma - Leski - 05-03-2008
Yo momma is so fat that she can stuck in grand canyon!
Yo momma is so fat! She wears ekvator as a belt!
Re: Yo momma - Maka - 05-03-2008
Yo' momma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light", she had to move!
Re: Yo momma - Chris5170xD - 05-03-2008
Yo momma is so dumb, she thought This topic was cool!
Re: Yo momma - Peru - 05-04-2008
(05-03-2008, 11:20 PM)Chris5170xD link Wrote: Yo momma is so dumb, she thought This topic was cool!
That is an extremely dumb Mother.
Re: Yo momma - Lodewijk - 05-04-2008
Yo momma is so leet she joined P.
Re: Yo momma - Ben - 05-04-2008
(05-04-2008, 12:49 AM)Greyfox link Wrote: Yo momma is so leet she joined P.roflmao
You mamma so fat, when you tried to overtake her on the motorway, you ran out of gas!