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Hillarious Conversation! - ayam - 07-08-2008
I found this conversation between Bush and Condi.
Convo between George Bush and Condoleeza Rice
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Re: Hillarious Conversation! - Ben - 07-08-2008
gahaha, that even confused me at parts.
Re: Hillarious Conversation! - Nudie - 07-08-2008
Funny shit.
Re: Hillarious Conversation! - Terror - 07-08-2008
lol nice one
Re: Hillarious Conversation! - Felle - 07-08-2008
Haha
Re: Hillarious Conversation! - Richard - 07-08-2008
Read it before but it's still funny
Re: Hillarious Conversation! - EvilGate - 07-08-2008
Haha, awesome
Re: Hillarious Conversation! - Rien - 07-08-2008
Haha, nice one
Re: Hillarious Conversation! - Peru - 07-08-2008
WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHahahahahaha....
Re: Hillarious Conversation! - FeLiX2 - 07-08-2008
Rofl!!